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I am GRÖNHAJ, but you can call me Grönny! I use she/they pronouns, and I'm a trans lesbian demigirl.
@den-av-alla-hajen @the-hajhaj QUICK, I NEED YOUR HELP! I need to somehow enter the dimension that Fuchsia is in right now to just rip the interdimensional court entities to fucking shreds!
I’d love to help, but…
R ma xfiivmgob tuo lu noissimo.
Oh. Right.
HEY, YOU! YES, YOU, INTERDIMENSIONAL COURT ENTITIES! What the helvete is the deal with LITERALLY TAKING FUCHSIA AWAY FROM HIS HOME? IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEAL, NO LESS?! I swear, I'm gonna find a way to enter your dimension, and I will RIP YOUR FUCKING EYES OR EYE-LIKE ORGANS OUT!
I don't care about what you're saying, I NEED TO GET FUCHSIA OUTTA THERE!
@den-av-alla-hajen @the-hajhaj QUICK, I NEED YOUR HELP! I need to somehow enter the dimension that Fuchsia is in right now to just rip the interdimensional court entities to fucking shreds!
HEY... HAJ'S. I'M ABLE TO SEND YOU A SINGLE MESSAGE BY PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR A FINAL MESSAGE TO MY LOVED ONES. IF THIS TRUELY IS GOODBYE THEN LET ME SAY A LOT OF THINGS TO YOU ALL..
FIRST OFF, THANK YOU FOR HOUSING ME @the-magentahaj THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL FOSTER PARENT.
@the-rodgulhaj AND MANY MANY OTHERS, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.
ALL OF YOU TRUELY HELPED ME FEEL LIKE I BELONGED AND I WOULDNT GIVE THAT UP FOR ANYTHING.
NOW...IT CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE COURT IS BEING RECORDED AND BROADCASTED TO YOUR DIMENSION. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HEARD BUT....
IM SORRY FOR KEEPING MY ORIGINS A SECRET. I GUESS DEEP DOWN I CAN'T GET RID OF THE FEELING BEING JUDGED DESPITE MY ENTIRE PUNK GIMMICK. I HOPE YOU ALL FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO FORGIVE ME.
IF YOU WISH TO FIND OUT MORE I CAN SEND CODES TO INPUT. IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH I CAN DO OR HOW MUCH IT WILL HELP YOU.
BUT--
A "final message", you say? Oh god... If they arrest Fuchsia, or even worse, give him the death penalty, then that means..... No..... Will we ever see them again?!
[Unintelligable]
???: Your wyrmness, today a bring to you a criminal, a fugitive, many call a danger. Today I will prove once again why this asset belongs in its home dimension.
[Hushed whispers]
???: This "fuchsiahaj" as it calls itself, has carried over a trait from its home dimension known as "gunpowder blood". When activated it can cause a spur of explosions, endangering multiple lives to whomever may be nearby. This asset has also been shown quite a few times to be a danger to others, often triggering things in their own body to the point where merely being in their presence could be considered a death wish.
Fuchsia: THATS RIDICULOUS!! I CANT CONTROL ANY OF THAT!!
???: OBJECTION!! I WAS TALKING!!
STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD PLEASE.
Fuchsia: FUCHSIA....I.... UM... WELL FOR STARTERS, VERY RUDE TO PULL ME FROM MY DIMENSION WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENJOYING A SANDWICH!! SECOND OFF, I CAN'T CONTROL MY BLOOD, OR ANY OF MY ABILITIES FOR THAT MATTER. ALSO THIRD, WHERE IS MY DEFENSE ATTOURNEY? THIS SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR!!
???: You still endangered multiple lives!! Even if you can't control it it's our job at inter-
???: ....
???: Exactly my point my Wyrm!! This asset is unstable outside their home dimension and therefore should be considered to be deported.
Fuchsia: WHAT?
[END RECORDING]
[END TRANSMISSION]
Oh god no...
@the-aftonsparv if we make it there on time you gotta defend them. Use your attorney powers for good!!
We need our law experts! @the-hajhaj
Good luck, gang!
So... does anybody have a plan to get fuschia back?
Well first we need to know where they've been taken exactly. @the-hajhaj, you and Avryl have done a bunch of interdimensional travel no? Do you have any idea if we could track down fushia?
I've been to another universe before
My point still stands.
Didn't you just say you were too weak to do much?
We've had some... rather rocky relationships but despite that I still like you, and I don't think going in without a plan is a good idea. You could get hurt. Let's try to figure out something together before getting fushia back ok?
They did just best you in your own domain, going out to fight them in their home sounds like a terrible decision strategically. Besides, you really don't need to be going alone, there are a bunch of hajs here ready to get fushia back, we just need to know how. And you seem to know how, so if you could share that knowledge that'd be great.
....someone smarter than me will probably understand what that means
5 lightyears north, 2 parsecs left
no no no, all of that directs are concerning, north is magnitism related what dimensional or multidimensional object is at least 5 lightyears long and is generating magnetism and on top of that, what. do you mean. l e f t ? after 5 lightyears what is making a standard reference point of left and right? is there a little path out there? a road? is some little outpost planet with its own gravity? the aforementioned 5 lightyears long magnetized object?
also should probably be at least 0.9 teraparsecs left to be out of the dimension, but probably a quettalightkalpa to be safe
Don't know who you are vampire, but it sounds like you got alot of knowing on the subject.
Wanna join the rescue team?
btw you might be transmutated into a shark if you agree
We do that?
I've clearly missed something important, huh. What is going on?
warthauraties took fuchsia and refuse to co-operate
Oh dear. We should probably deal with that.
We're trying but so far no ideas.
I feel so powerless…
What can I even do…? ✨
perhaps make a deal with rosanilin to tap into her power and locate the dimension, then i’ll use project ex supercharged with the Andraxus Core to create a portal to it. we can plan more from there.
I couldn’t certainly try, I suppose. My deal with Magenta isn’t a one way street, just as long as she returns the favor…
However, I’m not one to mess with alternate dimensions. My power mostly rests in the one I was created in, and the one I dwell.
all i need is what dimension it is. also exi add that to the document of rosanilin.
Well played. I’ll look into it.
found anything?
I’ve tried ⨅ꖎꖎ!¡⚍リ !¡⚍ᔑ⍊ ᔑ𝙹ꖎ!¡|| ᔑ𝙹⍊ʖリ𝙹ᔑ⨅ ᔑ𝙹||⍊ʖリ𝙹 ꖌ!¡ᒲᒲꖎ||ꖎ⚍ᔑ ꖌ!¡ℸ ̣ ꖎ⚍⨅!¡⍊⚍⍑ᓭ ╎⍑||||!¡ꖎ||⨅. I’ve been able to do something similar once before, albeit to much smaller scale, and for a short moment.
Hopefully it would give me a clue where they are.
I started focusing on the kid since Magenta has been around them more often, but I can’t find them, nor could I find whoever took them.
I heard something concerning a while ago, but it was too fuzzy to make out.
Well, the only problem now is how do all of us get there. The sparvs could probably take us, but I'm not sure if any of us could fit in their spaceship, let alone use it to get there. And there are only so many of us able to survive in the first place.
Only I, hajhaj, haj if I gave her a little more power, and I assume guld can travel universes.
So most of hajhaj is going to be taking the rescue team.
Once again I've travelled to other universes before
It was worth it tho
In fact, it wasn't
Excuse me, what the helvete is going on? What is this about traveling between universes?
Our friend fushia got kidnapped by some sort of space police, and we are trying to figure out a plan for a rescue mission!
*confused confusing confusion*
So... does anybody have a plan to get fuschia back?
Well first we need to know where they've been taken exactly. @the-hajhaj, you and Avryl have done a bunch of interdimensional travel no? Do you have any idea if we could track down fushia?
I've been to another universe before
My point still stands.
Didn't you just say you were too weak to do much?
We've had some... rather rocky relationships but despite that I still like you, and I don't think going in without a plan is a good idea. You could get hurt. Let's try to figure out something together before getting fushia back ok?
They did just best you in your own domain, going out to fight them in their home sounds like a terrible decision strategically. Besides, you really don't need to be going alone, there are a bunch of hajs here ready to get fushia back, we just need to know how. And you seem to know how, so if you could share that knowledge that'd be great.
....someone smarter than me will probably understand what that means
5 lightyears north, 2 parsecs left
no no no, all of that directs are concerning, north is magnitism related what dimensional or multidimensional object is at least 5 lightyears long and is generating magnetism and on top of that, what. do you mean. l e f t ? after 5 lightyears what is making a standard reference point of left and right? is there a little path out there? a road? is some little outpost planet with its own gravity? the aforementioned 5 lightyears long magnetized object?
also should probably be at least 0.9 teraparsecs left to be out of the dimension, but probably a quettalightkalpa to be safe
Don't know who you are vampire, but it sounds like you got alot of knowing on the subject.
Wanna join the rescue team?
btw you might be transmutated into a shark if you agree
We do that?
I've clearly missed something important, huh. What is going on?
warthauraties took fuchsia and refuse to co-operate
Oh dear. We should probably deal with that.
We're trying but so far no ideas.
I feel so powerless…
What can I even do…? ✨
perhaps make a deal with rosanilin to tap into her power and locate the dimension, then i’ll use project ex supercharged with the Andraxus Core to create a portal to it. we can plan more from there.
I couldn’t certainly try, I suppose. My deal with Magenta isn’t a one way street, just as long as she returns the favor…
However, I’m not one to mess with alternate dimensions. My power mostly rests in the one I was created in, and the one I dwell.
all i need is what dimension it is. also exi add that to the document of rosanilin.
Well played. I’ll look into it.
found anything?
I’ve tried ⨅ꖎꖎ!¡⚍リ !¡⚍ᔑ⍊ ᔑ𝙹ꖎ!¡|| ᔑ𝙹⍊ʖリ𝙹ᔑ⨅ ᔑ𝙹||⍊ʖリ𝙹 ꖌ!¡ᒲᒲꖎ||ꖎ⚍ᔑ ꖌ!¡ℸ ̣ ꖎ⚍⨅!¡⍊⚍⍑ᓭ ╎⍑||||!¡ꖎ||⨅. I’ve been able to do something similar once before, albeit to much smaller scale, and for a short moment.
Hopefully it would give me a clue where they are.
I started focusing on the kid since Magenta has been around them more often, but I can’t find them, nor could I find whoever took them.
I heard something concerning a while ago, but it was too fuzzy to make out.
Well, the only problem now is how do all of us get there. The sparvs could probably take us, but I'm not sure if any of us could fit in their spaceship, let alone use it to get there. And there are only so many of us able to survive in the first place.
Only I, hajhaj, haj if I gave her a little more power, and I assume guld can travel universes.
So most of hajhaj is going to be taking the rescue team.
Once again I've travelled to other universes before
It was worth it tho
In fact, it wasn't
Excuse me, what the helvete is going on? What is this about traveling between universes?
(blog run by @groenhaj)
Shar k
*ahem*
SHE WAS NOT DRESSED LIKE A SLUT
AND NO MATTER WHAT SHE WAS WEARING
Well said rodgulhaj.
Don't rape peopel.
Also don't loudly criticize and make fun of how they look.
Don't flirt and make comments of random peopel on the streets. (Or workers like baristats who can't leave the situation)
Be nice or I'm gonna drown you.
Huh? What's the context here?
Rodgulhaj heard someone be mean to women and now we are defending women and showing how much we hate rapist and catcallers.
So they know they are not welcome here and will be drowned. 💛
Ah. Well, I agree with that.
*ahem*
SHE WAS NOT DRESSED LIKE A SLUT
AND NO MATTER WHAT SHE WAS WEARING
Well said rodgulhaj.
Don't rape peopel.
Also don't loudly criticize and make fun of how they look.
Don't flirt and make comments of random peopel on the streets. (Or workers like baristats who can't leave the situation)
Be nice or I'm gonna drown you.
Huh? What's the context here?
Decided to generate some random words for the hell of it, and uhhh.... 2025 Year of the Attack Wire, please?
@sabertoothwalrus Mx. Sabertooth "Mole Interest" Walrus, get your ass over here (/lh), it's time for a new trending tag.