hey can i have a break?

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

YOU CAN SEE THE ICONS OF ANONS SOMETIMES.

The way I was able to recognize several anons in one of my inboxes bc of this error. Oh my god. Guys. This isn’t supposed to happen.

Weighing in to say:

YES, I SEE THIS ON MOBILE. HOWEVER I DO **NOT** THINK IT'S SHOWING THE ANON'S REAL IDENTITY.

The profile pictures I see next to anon asks are profile pictures that belong to other, non-anon asks in my ask box also. Some info

I think the bug is the inbox INCORRECTLY attributing anons to neighboring, logged-in asks.

Which is still a bad bug! Considering it makes it look like a long-time follower of mine sent me a spam ask.

And is worse if, say, one of these was anon hate.

But it's NOT the anon's real identity. It's a neighboring ask asker's identity

So if you have anon hate in your inbox that looks like it's attributed to your dear friend, who sends you lovely asks all the time, it was Not them.

CONFIRMED THE BUG IS INCORRECT ATTRIBUTION.

Thanks @thepatchycat for being a test subject. As you can see the icon being attributed to this ask is NOT the patchy cat

The pictured icon belongs to @watchingforcomets who sent me a nice ask about nail polish yesterday which I have not yet answered!

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from crematedEqually reading: #this has happened to me more than once #came back from an archaeologist dig with a case of Got Kicked By A Camel #My doc genuinely thought I was fucking with her #Showed her pictures and she just started cackling because she was just about to inform me i had been exposed to a really old TB strain #and was planning on asking me if I'd been in an indiana jones movie lately #another time I got sick during a rev war reenactment when I was 8 and fainted in the ER in full historical costuming #when I woke up I remember the doctor saying I had strep but the nurses wanted me to know it made their whole week #they were calling me little lord fauntleroy and honestly i wasn't even mad because it was funny as hell. /End ID]

@violet-hady

Great news everyone! Blob is fine!!

@the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj

tag list part 1, haj 1 through 50

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Well, first of all, even in the darkest of times the world is full of love and kindness, and you have to do everything in your power to retain your willingness and ability to see and accept it, so jot that down.

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer

Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

WRONG! Its all ocean now :DDD

certified gimmick post

This is Blob the Shark:

Blip the shark has died today, send this ask to all your followers:”II have to report Blob the shark is now dead”

RIP Blob the shark.

@regnbagshaj, @the-purpurhaj, could you spread the word please?

Blob was a good shark. RIP

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

@isalisewrites @wolfjackle @hailsatanacab

whar

@the-gulhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-crowhaj

i’m the best at focusing

@the-gulhaj @regnbagshaj

Accidently got stuck halfway through a transformation, and now desperately trying to figure out how to stop beeing half haj half human. (Send help)

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj

[ID: a photograph of a game of chess, taken from Black's side. White's player has substituted a queen-like rotary pepper grinder in a matching pale wood for their queen piece; it towers over all other peices and pushes into the surrounding squares. The player flips off the cameraperson. End ID.]

bees

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

i love and support all strong, fat people