They’re saying you gotta use sun screen even if you don’t leave the house the entire day. Girl fuck you

#cottagecore

this and a blunt

I deman you to do it ?

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Wunk WILL be baked into an exquisite sourdough loaf

happy tdov never kill yourself

macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time:

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

please, my dog, he is sick

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

merry christmas and happy 2 years to this post