We always talk about how autistic adults are adults, and that's true. but shoutout to the autistics that :

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

lame ass gadgetjob

Omg 🤣🤣🐈

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They should install public grappling hook points

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

my prediction for dragons rising s3: Lloyd and Ras will have an epic battle while Cole and Geo make out sloppy style in the background

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

mariemenagerie

making a collection of factually accurate lyrics about water

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

Remember when I pointed out that Transformers One had the same age rating as Felidae in Germany? Well, the story deepens. Supposedly, several foreign releases replaced all mentions of Bumblebee's "knife hands" with "sword hands", including the UK and Australia.

Spoilers for this film that's been out for a while, but.....

I mean the uk does have a large number of knife crimes compared to the US so sword hands less likely a child has one of those and if they do. How. Why. And why not ME./silly

You can't fucking sleep in Lumiose City. From people sending out Hippos on your roof to the fact the competitive battlers wait until night to do this shit, I imagine earplugs sell great

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