Tired ™

Clean it up hiro….

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point

but in this case, it's a blessing in disguise.

for those that don't know.

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

men will really be like i don’t give a shit about you but i’m never leaving you alone

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

Girl whatever

I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

reminder: today's the last day to file your taxes

pic unrelated

2019 was the best new years lead-in solely because when people asked about resolutions everyone could just say “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision 🤣”. no one had 2020 vision though. (Suddenly grim and somber) no one.

One coolThing is that. I feel, the older you get,the more access you have to heavy machinery that can hurt yourself others or destroy your personal property and reputation, I think

let's form structures with mamas

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

traumacore edit about my mutual in law who doesn’t follow me

This show is so good man

What purpose did that serve

boo boo wheale...

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

Photo of Luigi posted on Nintendo of America's various social media accounts in 2013 as part of the Year of Luigi celebrations, featuring Luigi making a joke about his height difference to Mario.

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