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@halftoastedwaffle

|| Kelli || she/he/they || 18 || COTL hyperfixation is strong || matching with @/dicedandsplicedpeaches || I take requests :)

WELCOME !!

I'm Kelli !! I go by she/he/they and I'm 18 years old !!

My blog is not suitable for younger audiences. I post 16+ content (suggestive themes, violence, blood, ect.) so please follow at your own discretion.

I like to draw and sometimes I write :)

I absolutely adore asks and all interactions so don't be scared to talk to me !! I might be a little slow to respond but I will get to it :>

I'm open to requests ^^ (might take me a while to get to it)

My current hyperfixations: Cult of the Lamb, Stardew Valley

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My socials:

- My Insta: halftoastedwaffle

- My lambsona ask-blog: @glory-of-blight

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DNI if:

proship, sexualizes minors, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, ect. (I have no intention of interacting with you so I'd hope you'd respect me and leave me be :>)

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My Tags:

#Glory of blight au: This is my tag for my Cult of the Lamb AU

#Ask Kelpi: tag I use when people ask me things

# Kelpi yaps: tag I use when I just be saying shit

Do you plan on posting Stardew Valley works to Tumblr in the future? Thank you for ur time!!! 🙌⌚

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YES !! I'd love to do more Stardew content in the future :)

I don't have many ideas right now, but I will definitely post more Stardew stuff in the future. I've not completed the game yet so I'm still learning about everyone

Farmer sketches ^^

GET SHAMURA'D @eliza-forget

I've wanted to draw your mura design for a long time, but I never got around to it til recently. I think you were my first mutual on here so I'm surprised it took this long, but HERE THEY ARE. I HOPE I DID THEM JUSTICE?? It is time for River's Top 3 Favorite Parts of Your Shamura Design:

  1. The face for sure, I really dig the mask kinda look their face has, I have a pet tarantula and her face is also a big mask-type structure that comes off in one piece when she molts. But it's still like their ACTUAL FACE which makes it cooler than a mask.
  2. THE HAIR?? C'MON. I had to dedicate a corner to just putting silly accessories in their hair. Idk if their hair quite counts as an enby mullet but that's what I've been calling it in my head lmao
  3. How do I say I think their paws are really cute without sounding like a freak. Spider paws are just like cute by default c'mon. That's the #1 way to win my heart with a shamura design, making them scary as fuck but having random cute features snuck in. SO GOOD.

Was gonna draw them interacting with my pre-injury buff shamura because I think those two would hit it off, but I thought it'd funnier if I picked my skrunkly ancient version of them instead. The contrast of seeing like the scariest fuckin spider demon ever holding a wet noodle of a creature was too good to resist.

*alllgator-blood jumpscare*

I did NOT expect to be gone for *months* but tbf I was planning on coming back when things got better in my personal life, I was NOT expecting everything to get exponentially worse as fast as it did. In my mind I thought it'd feel best to come back on here and pretend like nothing happened and no time passed at all, but realistically I would fucking implode if I did that. I won't say what happened, you'll probably be able to tell that I have observed Indescribable Horrors by the comics I've been making, I just physically could not go on the internet until I felt capable of being a human being again.

I probably missed out on so much stuff and I'm still kinda mortified at the prospect of being interacted with? But if things are still shit and I'm still not feeling alright, feels pointless to just...keep being completely isolated. Plus it's hard to finish stuff when I know nobody will ever see it, so I think coming back on is for the best. I haven't even looked at tumblr in months idk if the fandom has tapered off or gotten bigger but I guess I'll find out. I haven't gotten bored of this game yet, trust me. Just look at my fucking steam hours.

Wow that funny sheep game sure is cool huh? I have a LOT of stuff in progress. I have new comics, new animations, new paintings, new plushies + crafts, probably some other stuff I'm forgetting. A lot of my art was so fucking deranged it'll never see the light of day, but some of it was angst on the same kind of level I usually make. Here's various panels from five different ones of varying levels of finished-ness:

and then on the other hand here are some panels from absolutely fucking stupid comics (or silly scenes from serious comics):

and I have so much more...like SO much. You'll see. Ask box is definitely gonna have to stay closed for a bit but I'm still thinking about that ask blog I wanted to start up....the club won't even be able to handle me when I can check my inbox without my guts tying into knots >:)

Answering questions from this post !!

10) "How did your lamb feel at their execution?"

My Lamb was scared shitless. They were knelt before four god's and had an executioner behind them. They felt terrified and helpless.

1) Does your Lamb go by any other name than 'The Lamb'

In all honesty, I'm lazy and haven't given them a name. They just go by Lamb. But I like the idea that it isn't their given name and that they just don't recall what their name was. And being the last Lamb, they're okay with being the Lamb. I'm honestly undecided if I want to use Lambert for them, but they certainly wouldn't mind. I think it'd be cute if Narinder accidentally gave them the name just spouting off random ideas.

The bishops use that name differently though. Most of them refer to them as "The Lamb" when talking about them. As opposed to Narinder who uses their name more personally.

That is if the bishops want to address them properly... which they typically are disinterested in

50 Lamb Questions

1. Does your lamb go by any name other than The Lamb? If so, what?

2. How old was your lamb when they were sacrificed?

3. How long was your lamb held captive by heretics before their sacrifice?

4. Did your lamb kill anyone prior to their first death? If so, who?

5. When your lamb mourns a dead loved one from their past.. who is it?

6. Who raised your lamb?

7. Where was your lamb raised? A village? A prison? Constantly on the run?

8. Did your lamb have any specific skills pre-sacrifice?

9. How or where was your lamb caught?

10. How did your lamb feel with their head on the pedestal? Afraid? Relieved? Angry?

11. Does your lamb have any notable or unique features?

12. How tall is your lamb?

13. Is your lamb petite? Curvy? Fucking jacked?

14. Is your lamb’s wool pure white?

15. How does your lamb prefer to keep their wool? Short and shorn neat? Wild and untrimmed? Be honest are there branches in that bitch?

16. Do you base your lamb on any specific species of sheep? If so, which?

17. Do they use their own wool for anything?

18. On a scale of one to ten how floppy are their ears?

19. Do they bear any traits of forced domestication? Is their tail docked? Was their ear tagged? Do they have scars from being shorn (and nicked) against their will? Were they ever painted with or assigned a number rather than a name?

20. What do their horns look like?

21. Was your lamb born male, female, intersex, or do you have no opinion on their sex at birth?

22. Does your lamb use pronouns other than they/them? If so, which ones!

23. Are they capable of having children and would they want to have children?

24. If they were to be a parent or are, what epithet would they have their child use? Mom? Mama? Dad? Baba? Nony? Abba?

25. Do they wear something other than the canon cloak?

26. Does your lamb wear jewelry or makeup?

27. Is your lamb flirtatious?

28. Did your lamb have any partners pre-sacrifice?

29. Did your lamb take any followers as a partner?

30. Who is your lamb’s second in command or closest follower?

31. Is your lamb ever honest about their feelings or past? With who?

32. Is your lamb merciful? Did they ever refuse to spare someone? If so, why?

33. Is your lamb trustworthy?

34. Is your lamb quick or slow to trust others?

35. If your lamb could pick a cult job other than leader what would it be?

36. Is your lamb a good cook?

37. Does your lamb let cult members cook or heal or do they restrict them from certain duties?

38. What is your lamb’s favorite food or dish?

39. Does your lamb eat meat/fish/eggs?

40. What is your lamb’s stance on cannibalism?

41. What about their stance on torture?

42. Would your lamb ever kill a cult member?

43. How does your lamb deal with dissenters?

44. What is your lamb’s favorite weapon? Their least favorite?

45. Would they ever let a follower embrace their dark desire to eat poop?

46. What is your lamb’s favorite season?

47. Is your lamb’s favorite color something other than red?

48. How does your lamb really feel about death?

49. Does your lamb use substances? Are substance banned from cult grounds?

50. Freebie! Tell us any headcanon you want!

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