it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

oh my god it's got smallitaire

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

must be one of those bugged no-notes posts

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

That's a guy who's fallen through the ice before, lmao.

IMMACULATE REACTION

colossal squid footage!! alive in its habitat!! for the first time in history!!!

and it's a little baby !!!!

found an old reddit AMA with brennan and discovered this gem

more versions because i can't pick:

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

@creatures-in-posts

This creature needs his emotional support carrots 🥕

🪄whoosh🪄

we at least need to give the developers credit for fixing this shit

OP’s wrong unfortunately. It’s actually all about the anticipation. Downgrade.

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