Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

Going with the flow

sucks that "incel" is just like a generic insult now synonymous with "virgin" bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

radfems 🤝 incels:

like radfems also get blackpilled. they fall down pipelines into the deepest darkest extremes of their ideology, and it's increasingly harder to get these people to reengage with the world specifically because their ideology posits that the world is corrupted and divided into Us and Them, and that the ingroup's victim status is biological and innate. it's a system that lends itself naturally to doomerism and blackpilling due partially to the social isolation that comes with it. and it's equally difficult as with incels to "break through" the isolation because these people do not want help whatsoever. they have been thoroughly conditioned to see attempts at helping as Active Victimization and further proof of the rightness of their beliefs

Circle avatars were a mistake

Yeah. Who even has an avatar that makes sense in a circle? It's just a waste of space!

screenshot to maintain the punchline since it's still going around

I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

Idk what Steven Universe did to my age group but like, TrueBlood and AHS were really getting somewhere with queer media and represention then it's like we all get hit with the Baby Looney Toons ray and a lot of modern queer media isn't as edgy or devicive. I don't want peace and love on the planet earth I want interracial bisexual vampires who fuck on screen.

Queer media geared towards younger audiences has its place but adult queer media feels all but lost on a lot of the internet generation? And adult meaning like, queer adults as the main characters of the story.

TrueBlood and AHS aren't even like, the best examples but they're almost like time capsules to me now. The right will complain about shit being too "woke" nowadays when my ass grew up watching Angela Bassett play an intersex woman who pegged her husband like??? That was 2015. 20 fucking 15. And now we can't have the cartoon characters even imply they're trans in without being censored? Pathetic.

Magia Exedra launching has reminded me just how deep of a rabbit hole I can fall into with Puella Magi Madoka Magica stuff, and I've been chewing on a lot, but I want to present a conclusion I have come to.

You don't really see a lot of Mami Tomoe in the original series for... Various reasons, and that means that it's quite hard to get a read on her personality. Obviously there's stuff there, but you need to really get stuck in with her. Side materials and spinoffs actually give us a great chance to see more of her.

They give us a great chance to understand that Mami Tomoe's fundamental character is "what if Inspector Javert was a 15 year old anime magical girl?"

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

You🫵wouldn't❌down⬇️load🛜a🅰️car🚗

"Three Black Cats" by Carl Kahler, (1856 - 1906)

I see way too many posts about being really affectionate with your friends and if you aren't hugging and kissing your friends then you don't really have friends and you should be in love with your friends a little bit and it annoys me so here's a post that shouts out non-affectionate friends. shoutout to the people who don't like affection or hugging or being super gushy with each other but still love and appreciate their friends dearly. shoutout to the people who find it really hard to be emotionally vulnerable and sweet but are still always there for you in a crisis. shoutout to people who don't have to be hugging you constantly to prove that they care about you

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

lets go team hey wait what was that last one