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Life is soup, I am fork

@hamlets-last-words / hamlets-last-words.tumblr.com

Amy. She/Her. DnD player, writer. It is my God-given right to be curled up and so cozy on the couch. (I've been here for years and still don't know what I'm doing)
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Reblogged sarahiscoffee
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ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

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on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

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my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

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Reblogged myfairgolightly
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northw0man-deactivated20201019

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

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Reblogged sarahiscoffee
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I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

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Reblogged gracefullysaint
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tobi-the-cyborg asked:

Hi.

My girlfriend keeps asking me where she can find poob. She hasn't had much luck yet. Does one need to be pure of heart to access the streaming service or can we just use a VPN?

Thanks

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watchpoob answered:

Hi! Poob is currently rolling out to anyone pure of heart and soul. If you are not pure of heart and/or soul, please be patient as we expand our service.

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