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Explaining recipes in FFXIV to my bestie

Storytime with Quattro.

the new discord update really sucks huh

all lesbians should know the basics of transfeminine hrt. why WOULDN'T you learn the recipe for more women

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

Bright Noa at his third rodeo: this isn't my first two rodeos

post this fox on the friday they least expect it

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

got em

I GOT MILK TOO LFG

#this is a slippery slope girl

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

Britt Lower, Adam Scott, & Dichen Lachman © Jason Armond, Los Angeles Times (2025)

THEY GAVE US HALF A LIFE AND THOUGHT WE WOULDN’T FIGHT FOR IT! i’m thinking i’m feeling and reeling. if anyone makes this about a ship war i’m getting out the gunknife. jame wants to rob people of their memories and emotions and yet the only version of his daughter he apparently loves is the half-life his PR team condemned her to have. but he’s still seeing half of her and helly is whole and is also helena. jame systematically split apart gemma’s entire psyche like that hard-boiled egg, but she still took mark’s hand. she spent every day fighting to get free—not only physically, but focusing every day on what’s true: her name is gemma. her husband is named mark. she’s going to find him again one day and reclaim her life. her name is gemma.

and oh my god. irving is ready now. irving b wasn’t ready, but irving is. he’s ready. he couldn’t save burt, but he could save his good friend helly r. and he DIED. and dylan told his innie FUCK YOU but i get it man our wife is so cool and i love that you exist. i want you to his exist. you are half of me and i want you to be all of me. i want us to exist. and mark s wants to put his outtie in a blender for the same reason that mark scout wants to put mark s in a blender. they’re each fighting for half a life when they’re each a whole life and it’s the same life. mark scout would also throw it all away to hold gemma’s hand just one more time as they run through hell. it’s the same life!!!!!! do you SEE.

and MILCHICK! IT’S JUST WORK! lumon stole four childhoods and now the life is bursting out of their shells. kind of like all that blood from drummond’s neck! it’s that fucking vital! everyone’s gotta reintegrate now i’m busting out the C&M trombones for this one. i am literally just saying words recreationally here what the fuck. and emile the goat even got to live!!!!!!! BECAUSE SOMEONE FOUGHT FOR him. to live a full life, instead of the half life kier demanded of him.

anyway that was a pretty good episode

mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane

also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus