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I'm in the fucking TRENCHES😿 in Ikea rn, fighting off them GOD DAMMNED HOMOSEXALS AND QUEERS🏳️‍🌈! I'm making sure the GOOD AMERICAN PEOPLE 🇺🇸💥can get their hands on the fucking shark teddies, but the gays are getting desperate. I'm starting to suspect my trench mate is a double-agent pansy👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, the way he moans🫃 under fire.

#god not the blalahshshs #gay #freindly fire #queer #is this as universal a thing as i think it is?

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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some beautiful things happening on the free rice religious history category, these two back too back[rip dark mode users]

#my bad im dumb as fuck i had the game on easy mode by accident

some beautiful things happening on the free rice religious history category, these two back too back[rip dark mode users]

If we reach a cyberpunk dystopia, you have my full consent to upload my mind into the assisted targeting system of my hot best freinds laser pistol, so we can overthrow the government together. God I'm gonna be so angry for them.

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Tumblr should add a friction slider in the setting so you can change how scrolling feels, I wanna flick down and glide gracefully over 50 posts

Tumblr should add a friction slider in the setting so you can change how scrolling feels, I wanna flick down and glide gracefully over 50 posts

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Ice is

Ice is

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lovethisgayearth

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targetedknowledge

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EVERY YEAR

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glitterabomination

Took these Elliott boudoir photos, went to sleep and then a pipe burst in our hotel room.

I was so tired at Zenkaikon the next day, that people just thought I was a vampire. 😑

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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rapidlydecayingcorpse

black mold monday is upon us yet again. may your monday be black and moldy

#flashback too when there was so few places too hang out with your freinds on camp we picked the black mold abandoned house #one of us got like ill #probably a coincidence

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