:^)

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

Nothing good happens after 3am, Valentin Pavageau

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

This is a pretty wide variance in names

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

what kind of five act tragedy is befalling the national hockey league

He’s blessing them