if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

good morning i feel like seven dollars

I love my repression 🌋 #MyRepression

If tumblr goes down goodbye forever y'all are not seeing my ass again

Yes I am

this shit goes so hard #yep #listening to music

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

*Stands up proudly*

I will buy tumblr.

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

That it's no longer on poob?

it’s still on my poob?? just use an irish vpn

starting a collection. little brown things

extremely casual and normal way to relax

katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop