I’m the clown and here’s the carnival

I’m a priest but I only bless soups. you could say I’m a man of the broth

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

I think we’re all so brave for making it through every day

YOU hate JK Rowling!

i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell

it’s always been her

4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

and they were ROOMATES 👀⁉️

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it