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LITTLE WOMEN 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig
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I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony
Look at how yassified he is
St Cunthony of Servington
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Anonymous asked:
are you loud in bed?
you could say that
lets make music together 🫴
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You're conducting an absorbing research.
Remember to go to sleep.
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A herding dog at work
Source: reddit.com
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chappell roan in the mushroom kingdom voice: l-e-t-s-a-g-o, mama mia mario
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Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter
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the shields of rohan ⚔️
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.
Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)
and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her
This is killing me
Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:
- Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)
- Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)
- Having a sticky beak (Investigating)
- Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)
- Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)
- Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)
- Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)
- Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)
- Thongs (flip flops)
- Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)
- Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)
- Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)
- Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)
- Having a piss-up (A social gathering)
- I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)
- A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)
When you fuck up a work call so bad it gets your entire country trending on social media
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message