i am the end, or the beginning.

also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus

Snoah snama I'm an immortal snail

Woah mama I gotta run it's the snail

for the first time in two years you're allowed to wear your own clothes. you get led to your own death and black out. you suddenly wake up to see your husband you haven't seen in two years. he's absolutely SOAKED in blood. you two embrace and kiss and then run down hallways and shove a dead guy out of an elevator. you black out again wake up to him ignoring your screams for him and going back to hell and walking away holding hands with another woman. happened to my good friend gemma scout

heyyy so its cool you have a girlfriend heleny or whatever. i'll totally reintegrate btw and she can sit in the cuck chair if you want. why are you locking me out of the body. hello. hello

how it feels to say the weird thing

SEVERANCE 2x10 "Cold Harbor"

so gemma was orpheus all along. when she looked back, called mark’s name, and asked him to come home.. innie mark realized he had no feelings for this woman. if she had stayed facing forward maybe the allegiance to his outie would have won out. but gemma turning around made him hesitate long enough for helly to appear. and when she called his name.. it was game over. eurydice embraced the underworld with open arms.

obsessed with how milchick's arc culminated in a showstopper. going to be thinking about it for a long time.

ppl for weeks watching him squirm and writhe under lumon's grasp & speculating (myself included) that he'd just fucking snap and crashout and maybe be the one to shove drummond into a wall.

but he's not violent! he's not a brute like drummond and his vocabulary isn't limited to single syllables either. he was never going to get violent. his arc this season was about folly, about growing up, about trying to eradicate every scrap of joy deemed childish. until realising that if work really is just work, he should get to do something for himself. so he fucking did.

even early on it became clear milchick's arc was a personal thing, that even though he was struggling against lumon management he wasn't really gaining any more empathy for MDR than he already did. so i was curious how he'd be able to actualise his dissent for lumon without a-little-too-conveniently becoming an MDR ally.

so for it to be... this. just. fuck everyone, fuck it all, i'm putting on the greatest fucking show this town has ever seen for myself and two people who are gonna be dead tomorrow morning in a basement that won't exist two weeks from now. character of all time.

he's a one man security team. he's a drum major. he's the world's greatest event planner. he's an immersive theatre girly. he's doing award show jokes with an evil robot. he's trapped in a bathroom getting smacked with a trombone. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he?

it's not the markhelly show!!!!! it's not the markgemma show either!!!!!!!!!! it's the "can you fundamentally grind an adult human being's consciousness down into nothing, cutting them off from their entire sense of self, thus turning them into an ideal blank slate ala 1800's euroamerican christian theories about children being pure souls without sin FOR the furthering of some fucked up capitalist cult's unknown goals" show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dylans' conversation: a beautiful affirmation of both of their identities as whole people as well as an acknowledgement of them being intrinsically the same person.

The Marks' conversation: No YOU kill yourself!

wondering about the audition process to cast emile the goat. did they get the goat with the biggest wettest eyes. did they get the goat who could bleat the sweetest and saddest. the goat who could stand the cutest. the goat who could look into the gun the most innocently. did the goats called back have to do a chemistry test with gwendoline christie. many such questions. anyway that little goat has such a promising career ahead. what a performance.

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

El negro Matapacos (black cop killer)  was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities. 

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

   Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on. 

@cryptotheism Dog Saint Dog Saint Dog Saint!!!