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Fresh out of the morgue

@hazerdouswaste / hazerdouswaste.tumblr.com

LAW IS MEANINGLESS! STEALING IS LEGAL NOW! I AM YOUR GOD! Just a bag of loose quotes and hyperfixations
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the way brennan lee mulligan plays single mothers needs to be studied because i have been thinking about the delivery of "maybe we could bump up the priority on de-cursing the old ... my only daughter in the world" for 4 days now

#I HAVE REWATCHED THIS SCENE THRICE NOW#THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE WHOLE EPISODE IT IS SO FUNNY TO ME#BUT ALSO THE DELIVERY AND VERY SLIGHT FACIAL EXPRESSION IS SOOOOO FUCKING LOVING UGH#Sandra-Lynn notorious failcore relationship haver trying her damnedest to have an earnest conversation with her daughter#chugging a bottle of wine mid-convo#and ending it with “this is a vacation we can talk about this later. you wanna get snowcones?”#she is trying her best I love her
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Bug 182 be like:

🎸🦗 🎶 🥁🐜

🎶 🎤🐛 🎶

🎶All the🎶

🎶Crawl things🎶

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Shoutout to Vic Michealis for being the first person to ever score negative points on Game Changer. The only person to truly understand that the game is the players vs Sam and stick to that no matter the cost. The real winner, if you ask me.

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This Game Change episode had everything:

  • a Sam in an abandoned silver mine
  • Vic slowly animorphing
  • a jetski
  • Jacob using NLP on Sam
  • virtual clothing
  • Vic stealing Sam's life
  • Lou actually driving a literal Joker car for months
  • successful stock market investments
  • Sam not noticing a camera in his house for months
  • expensive dinner for six with a lemur
  • A SECOND JETSKI!!!!!
  • intentional renaissance painting
  • a wild Try Guy
  • a boy band
  • wildly unsuccessful gambling attempt
  • forcing Sam through kink therapy while everyone parties
  • and a full year of malicious compliance

Where the fuck do we go from here?

#there's a typo that says Vic steals Sam's life#which i only point out because them stealing his WIFE is even better
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imagine you’re going out for dinner with your buddy lou and he offers to drive and you’re excited because you haven’t seen him in a bit and then he pulls up in a fucking joker car. i feel like id need him to explain before i got in

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Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

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You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

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mf aint even read the patch notes

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