Laszlo Cravensworth 🖤

At some point, I’m going to write Negan getting psycho sexually crucified. But I don’t think the world is ready for that. So I will sit with my divine emanation from the godhead for a bit longer before I birth it into the world

i miss them

Daryl Dixon I diagnose you with transgender!!

i’m so tired of these goofy ahh names in death note like imagine watching the news and the top story is some guy killed your buddy Backyard Barbeque. like who the fuck is Toilet Tambourine. Doohickey Doorbell. Cabinet Carachature.1

imagine going to work and everyones talking about some “did you hear what happened to Home O. Hexagon??”

Thats probably why L never reveals his name its probably some dumb shit like Ludicrous Leprechaun. Lightbulb Licker. i hate this stupid series

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

Me: Ugh, why is dating so difficult? I guess the dating pool where I live is bad :(

Also me, attempting to flirt: How's your day been? :) Did you know that trees pump nutrients into nearby stumps in an effort to keep them alive, resulting in stumps that survive for years entirely on the support of the tree community around them? I like how the trees can sense through their shared root system that their neighbor has been felled, and instead of taking advantage of the new lack of competition, they use their own nutrients to support their now-cut brethren. It's an act of innate, selfless community love from an organism that you'd think is incapable of such a thing, and, in a sense, it's a form of grief, because those surrounding trees won't be able to keep the stump alive forever, and yet they try to keep it alive for as long as possible anyways. It's both touching and a bit disturbing, the sense that trees are trying to hold off the death in their community for as long as possible, almost like they're unable to come to terms with it initially. It seems as though the themes of loss and grief transcend even animal life and have a presence in everything in the world around us. What're your thoughts on that? :D

(As it turns out, turning cool science facts into an analysis of literary themes doesn't make for a good pickup line. Who would've thought?)

My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms

the voice of the devil

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

i do enjoy how each of the death note adaptations figure out some way to make lawlight even more ridiculous and tragic. the anime pulled up with "tell me, Light, from the moment you were born, have you ever told the truth?" / "you and i, we'll be parting ways soon" and the jdrama said "i wish we could have met another way" / "this is the only way we could have met" and the musical said "you were with me all the way" / "you'll never ever get away!" and the german audio drama said L kills ryuk for the crime of ruining light's whole entire life. like jesus christ, guys

there’s a partial translation!