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Howdy. I'm going to just make an actual post for tumblr. My friends and I are creating a horror comedy podcast about three custodians who go around cleaning haunted buildings. We already have an amazing start and are now in the process of putting it all together! That's where we would like to extend the offer out to y'all. As of right now the project is volunteer based but we hope to someday be able to compensate people for their work. Right now it's a passion project I am my very small team are dumping our hearts, blood, sweat, tears, and even some teeth into.

If this is something you'd be interested in we are still looking for voices and some proof readers (and some other jobs may pop up as we go along) so feel free to reach out to myself or my co-creator @headphone-cat with questions or if you'd like the link to our production discord for auditions!| Any interest applicants must be 18+ we will be age verifying so keep that in mind.

We are so excited to share our project with y'all and look hearing from you!

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

tumblr where are they

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

Inspecting my grean

Yep that's grean!

Out of Touch

obviously scribbly tracing (with changes) but i did that thing where it gives u a random photo and u draw ur oc in the outfit/pose. this isnt exactly my oc but it was my RP muse on tumblr. its an Older version of gamzee, nicknamed 'gram' bc of the gramps jokes he got as he got older. it kinda stuck. anyway hed like suits like that so its perfect

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going