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you'd think I woulda learned my lesson by now

@heartstringquartet / heartstringquartet.tumblr.com

early 30s, trans man, monsterfucker supreme icon by rainbowbeanart
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Reblogged powerbottombrucespringsteen
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I believe parents of unvaccinated children who die from measles should be paraded through American towns so people can throw rotten tomatoes at them. It may be medieval of me but then, so is letting your children die because you believe autism demons live in syringes.

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Plesiosaur Playtime in the great big blue beyond

[Image ID: A digital illustration depicting a pod of Plesiosaurs who are swimming together. They are playing with a ball, and are surrounded by sparkling yellow stars on a blue backdrop. The plesiosaurs themselves are marine reptiles with long necks and four paddle-like limbs, and a short spade tail. They are also glowing yellow like starlight. End ID.]

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Reblogged rukafais
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

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oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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