Dale Cooper commission, disco style!

These people having never seen blackberries or a baby garter snake immediately claiming this is AI is really funny to me

They are that small

so that’s where cats come from 

good crop this year

I love this game

All of you out there demanding that Democrats take a bullet for you better fucking have Senator Van Hollen's back.

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

This is the first confirmed live observation of the colossal squid, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, at depth in its natural habitat. Pilots filmed the young cephalopod at about 600m near the South Sandwich Islands as the Schmidt Ocean Institute’s remotely operated vehicle SuBastian descended through the water column on a dive aiming to discover new marine species, in partnership with Ocean Census during the #SouthSandwichIslands expedition. ©Schmidt Ocean Institute

How I’m feeling today

It's one of those

kind of days.

Important News:

It has feets

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

she is a beautiful triangle

she is beautiful triangle

fuckin based and also really fuckin funny, thank you FBG

Truly how it feels to eat a morsel

He’s trying his best

Grizzly Man (2005)

Director: Werner Herzog

(Caution, astoundingly rough movie. Even for Werner.)