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Mischief Kazoo

@hellofeanor / hellofeanor.tumblr.com

all of this is a true story.

Need to remake my Annatar dress and spent like half an hour staring at these images trying to figure out where the got-dang seams are. This is a garment that appears so simple and easy to pattern at a first glance, until you realise it's actually geometrically impossible without some secretive piecing. It's a T-tunic/kimono style robe with 1) no shoulder seams (fine), 2) no back seam (also fine), and 3) a significant overlap in the front (incompatible with points 1 and 2).

My previous pattern for this was not accurate in that it had both shoulder seams (which I knew was inaccurate at the time but had to add due to velvet nap) and a centre back seam. So in remaking this, I already knew I had to repattern the whole thing. HOW HARD COULD THAT BE? I asked myself.

:)

Oh and I have a further limitation on my remake. Based on me going to the fabric store and incorrectly remembering how the old pattern worked, I bought 4.5m of the new (textured wool) fabric. So I have 4.5m to work with here.

The good news? After staring at Annatar's shoulders for way too long, I have - I think - figured this shit out. It's sneaky. There is a secret seam. Where? The answer may surprise you! But I think I have it. And this whole situation will take 4.2m of fabric total.

Now to buy more paint markers.

it's crazy how people will use AI, something that kills trees, to 'create' Tolkien 'art' like JRR Tolkien himself wouldn't have hated AI with his entire being just for the tree murder alone... and that's not even getting to the artistic theft.

"I used AI to create a trailer for a fake Silmarillion movie!" awesome, Tolkien would personally loathe every aspect of you.

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I think Annatar should be less relatable. He should be pretending to be an elf or elf-adjacent being, but in way over his head. He didn't think this through all the way. Centuries of living with Morgoth and the orc gang left huge gaps in both his general knowledge and his understanding of socially acceptable behaviour. But at the same time, he is fantastically overconfident in his own abilities to the point where everybody just assumes that he always knows what's going on even when he clearly doesn't.

Like Celebrimbor says, "Hey Annatar, pass me that fork, will you?" And Annatar, having spent the last few millennia living in a literal cave and having no idea what this weird elven eccentricity called a fork is, says, "The what?" And then Celebrimbor just laughs, thinking silly Annatar is joking again, and grabs the fork for himself.

Nobody ever catches on.

Annatar,asked to pass a fork :

Celebrimbor, misunderstanding his reaction :

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Here's my favourite video of JRR Tolkien writing in elvish to brighten everyone's day :)

Credit Link: BBC

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo 🥹

"A star shines upon the hour of our meeting"

brb I'll be crying forever over this

"I've made a mistake, haven't I?"

Yes.

Sir you've made like four mistakes

not too much on my grandpa now!!!

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

🥺

It was actually five mistakes.

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Here's my favourite video of JRR Tolkien writing in elvish to brighten everyone's day :)

Credit Link: BBC

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo 🥹

"A star shines upon the hour of our meeting"

brb I'll be crying forever over this

"I've made a mistake, haven't I?"

Yes.

Sir you've made like four mistakes

One thing I genuinely love about my carefully curated tumblr experience is having unlimited access to fandom drama, but only second hand via witnessing people I follow rageblog about some discourse wankery I didn't even know existed.

A+++ please keep it up guys, I am nowhere near dedicated enough to bother learning about this stuff from a primary source.

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Chicken Gnocchi Soup (AKA Cheater Chicken and Dumplings)

My friend @hellofeanor requested my recipe for this so here we go! 2-3 TBS olive oil 1 small onion diced 2 medium carrots peeled and diced 3-4 stalks of celery diced. 2-3 cloves of garlic, minced. 1/2 cup white wine 2-3 TBS flour 1 box chicken broth (I think it's like 32 oz?) 2-3 boneless skinless chicken thighs cut into big chunks ** 1 bay leaf 1/2 tsp dried thyme salt and pepper to taste 1 14oz pack of fresh gnocchi 1/4 cup grated parmesan ** 1/4 cup heavy cream (optional) In a large, heavy bottomed pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat and then add the onion, carrot, and celery. Cook until softened and the onions are translucent. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant. Sprinkle on the flour and cook for 1-2 minutes more. Deglaze with the wine and then add the broth, chicken, and seasonings. Bring to a steady simmer and cook for an hour, stirring occasionally. The chicken should shred easily when it's done. Add the gnocchi and cook per package instructions (Mine only needed 2-3 minutes). Add the cream if using and the parmesan. Taste for seasoning. Serve immediately with crusty bread. ** for the chicken, you can do a few different things. I just like the thighs because with a long cooking time it makes for a consistency like chicken and dumplings. You could use boneless skinless chicken breasts cut into bite size pieces. Just add that about five minutes before you dump in the gnocchi. And you can cut the cooking time to just 30-40 minutes. You can also use a cup or two of precooked shredded chicken like from a rotisserie. Add it with the gnocchi so it can heat through. ** if you're a culinary nerd like me and keep parmesan rinds, you can totally use one of those instead of the parmesan cheese. Just toss it in with the bay leaf. Just don't forget to fish it back out again. This is also really good with just... normal pasta. The gnocchi add to the creaminess of the dish but use what ya got. Anything short and curly would work great... maybe a 1/2 pound of dry pasta? Season with your heart... there's a lot of herbs that would be good here. Italian seasoning... rosemary... use what you like. I just like the simplicity of just a little thyme and bay. Also, if you've got the time, this dish REALLY benefits from homemade chicken broth. I've made it where I made broth from some bone-in skin-on chicken thighs and then shredded the meat before putting the bones back to simmer awhile longer. Then I just tossed the already cooked chicken in at the end. A+ best soup ever. And if you're into fresh greens in soup, some kale or spinach would be lovely added right at the end.

I'm going to make this as soon as I run out of food and also as soon as I get the google to translate some of these measurements into metric.

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A long time since my last post, but some things must be shared. Today, a portrait in memory

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Just had a question about commenting on Ao3. Is it weird to comment on several of the same person's fics? Every time I do this I feel like I'm being stalkerish or something. Is it actually as weird as I'm worrying about?

It is not weird at all and writers typically love this.

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3/16, Mirdania/Annatar, rated E, extremely problematic, dead dove etc.

In which Annatar is very forward and Mirdania has trouble backing away.

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“I thought you wished to help,” Annatar sighs.

Yes, she thought she did.  She thought she wished for so many things.  Such an array of beautiful, secretive, sinful things.  And now that the possibility stands before her, in both the most intimate and literal ways, she finds all of that imaginary desire unravelling down into doubt.  Was it really this that she wanted?  Really him?  Or simply the exhilaration of fantasy?  The idea of something forbidden?  The chase after what should have been impossible?

She thought she wanted it all, when in truth, she wants... she wants...

She still, deep inside, where unspoken needs lurk, wants some of it.

I think Annatar should be less relatable. He should be pretending to be an elf or elf-adjacent being, but in way over his head. He didn't think this through all the way. Centuries of living with Morgoth and the orc gang left huge gaps in both his general knowledge and his understanding of socially acceptable behaviour. But at the same time, he is fantastically overconfident in his own abilities to the point where everybody just assumes that he always knows what's going on even when he clearly doesn't.

Like Celebrimbor says, "Hey Annatar, pass me that fork, will you?" And Annatar, having spent the last few millennia living in a literal cave and having no idea what this weird elven eccentricity called a fork is, says, "The what?" And then Celebrimbor just laughs, thinking silly Annatar is joking again, and grabs the fork for himself.

Nobody ever catches on.

3/16, Mirdania/Annatar, rated E, extremely problematic, dead dove etc.

In which Annatar is very forward and Mirdania has trouble backing away.

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“I thought you wished to help,” Annatar sighs.

Yes, she thought she did.  She thought she wished for so many things.  Such an array of beautiful, secretive, sinful things.  And now that the possibility stands before her, in both the most intimate and literal ways, she finds all of that imaginary desire unravelling down into doubt.  Was it really this that she wanted?  Really him?  Or simply the exhilaration of fantasy?  The idea of something forbidden?  The chase after what should have been impossible?

She thought she wanted it all, when in truth, she wants... she wants...

She still, deep inside, where unspoken needs lurk, wants some of it.

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