& then a weird guy appear

i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....

not only is it real this word is from the 50s

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

mens thighs.

men should be wearing shorter shorts

babygirl you are so Graph Theory, I'd love to find a path of edges between your vertices. I would love to traverse your forest if you know what i'm saying. I would love to *dies badly*

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

fucking obliterated lmao

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

No.

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thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential

baaulps LEGENDARY girl scout cookies rant Please ignore the liveleak footage

i think it's actually pretty cool when people mistake me (a fruity transmasc) for a trans woman, because trans women are cool

it also means i am succeeding in my goal to be bewilderingly queer. it doesn't matter how you identify, or what you think i am. if you think i'm hot, you're gay

i used to get upset when people assumed i was a girl (not because a girl is a bad thing to be, simply because i am not one)

but then i realized it's just because i'm soooo pretty 💅✨️

“I ♡ trans goths”

Denton, Texas, USA

@saint-batrick

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,