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ashtxeman

i've never seen a more disgusted live chat than when the prince took a whiff of that shoe. truly a defining moment.

#james tolbert is talented in that he was able to gross me out while still looking like that #cinderella's castle

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ashtxeman

BREAKING NEWS: The Prince replaces Ted Spankoffski as Starkid's horniest (dead) bastard.

#cinderella's castle #cinderella's castle spoilers #i knew the moment he shit in a river he would befall the same fate as the last jeff blim-composed musical villain to shit in a river

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epicgaymer96024

I’m coming out as a Rancilda apologist

#every lauren lopez character is a banger #she just wanted to be a bridge troll!#cinderella's castle

herrfivehead

shout out to my werewolf sim who pulled an uno reverse card on this burglar

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had to screencap the funniest part of the show

#cinderella's castle #cinderella's castle spoilers

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celestiachan

i love a character who can't stop dying. bitch you JUST got better what do you MEAN you died again. that's the fifth time this week

#ted spankoffski

herrfivehead

me watching cinderella's castle for the first time: oh mariah and lauren are playing the friends in addition to the stepsisters! wonder why that is!

me five minutes later: o h . . .

#cinderella's castle spoilers #maybe

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i'm genuinely enjoying CC but bryce's unattached lacefront is DISTRACTING me

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she's so talented so i almost don't care but this is pretty diabolical. who told her to do this

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YOU

i.imgflip.com

#even then it might not be his fault if he just made the wigs but he shoulda cut the lace off #i know theater uses lacefronts because they're easier to clean but wasn't there like some weak adhesive they could've used #to temporarily keep the edges of the lace in place until the next costume change

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herrfivehead

i'm genuinely enjoying CC but bryce's unattached lacefront is DISTRACTING me

herrfivehead

she's so talented so i almost don't care but this is pretty diabolical. who told her to do this

herrfivehead

i'm genuinely enjoying CC but bryce's unattached lacefront is DISTRACTING me

#every time a new starkid musical comes out i feel like i have to apologize to my followers

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cryptotheism

My favorite thing about the current wave of gimmick blogs is watching them get involved in beef, while in character as a bit that was already 3/10 at best. That's pure Tumblr right there.

cryptotheism

I see a blog called "i-hand-people-cucumbers" commenting on posts like "oh so you think I should kill myself just because I said I would have voted for George W Bush?" And I think yes I am home.

sexhaver

#i fucking knew someone was going to add blease don't think i'm racist #although it's important to add context that the blog called the desi woman a monkey bc she was being a terf #and she used the accidental racism as an excuse to call the blog a trans cultist

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kuromi-hoemie

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

#most of nightwish's discography is great but #imagine listening to them in 1997 and being dismayed that elvenpath is the only good song in angels fall first #bc it's the only one not destroyed by the male vocals [sorry tuomas but even you thought you sucked]

herrfivehead

it always pisses me off when employers ask about the gap in my work history but i no longer care about coming across as desperate and i'm always honest--every gap in my work history is from a time where i was job searching and nobody hired me. don't blame me just because other people decided to waste my time