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parents be like "my daughter turned out completely fine!!" your son whines like a dog when he jerks off

hey sweetie come here don’t forget that your partner does not have to be your romantic relationship and does not have to be your best friend but can be an ungenderable, undefinable, unexplainable third thing that confuses everyone and defies the laws set by a binary society constantly looking to put to people inside boxes.

Blessings

okay so I made some wolfstar valentines cards, feel free to use them to show ur moots how much you love them! 💜

part 2: moony & padfoot edition

thank you to @lynxindisguise @hiddenmoonbeam & @hihimissamericanbi for the help with some of these! 🫶🏼

just heard about communion!! "bred"????? "whine"?????? now thats something i can get behind!!!

My default assumption whenever I see people pitching fits about how characters or ships or the color of the wallpaper or whatever else they don't like must be evil, is that they are a teenager.

They are a teenager who has never used anything other than an algorithmic feed on a social media app to find fannish content, they don't even know where the settings page is, and they're having a real bad time. They have to get up early in the morning, school is awful, all their clique-y peers have been mean to them about their weight, their teachers are impatient, they just got seven hours of homework and their last class was gym. And they are eternally frightened that they're secretly a bad person and their only current recourse against this is to be like, at least I know that pineapple on pizza is a sin.

Approaching things from this angle has never steered me wrong. Even when the person in question is not literally a teenager, they're still pretty much letting their inner kid drive the bus right now.

"A four year age gap is abusive!" okay champ. Screen time's up. Let's get you a protein shake and a nap.

[podfic] Vaincre, by lumosinlove

The day has finally come!! I've posted chapter 1 of the vaincre podfic!!

all credit to @lumosinlove, who has created a truly remarkable universe, and making hazel-verse podfics is truly the nicest hobby. I am hoping to release new chapters every Friday, but later chapters are not quite fully finished, so I'm afraid I can't commit fully to a release schedule. Related, there are around 35 voices in this podfic!! If I missed anyone or didn't know someone's tumblr, please let me know!

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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What if I asked you on a date to a cemetery and then bent you over a grave and fucked you with a knife to your throat?

Disintegration Remus wrote this

i think i have trouble accepting those uberfashionable marauders instagram fancasts because i deadass believe that being that specific brand of sexy/trendy has a profound corrupting influence on a cis man’s soul… that man in the jacquemus crossbody is not going to provide for you. and my remus lupin is not posing in adidas sambas because he is an ENSOULED human being. he would never do that! this goes for all them except james in which case he actually lowkey would be obnoxious in that exact specific way

marauders ceo assassin au but it's sirius taking out the Head of the Lycanthropy division because they refuse to give remus anymore wolfsbane, and everyone online is like "guys,,, did you know the killer was a Black? class consciousness goes insane" and sirius is standing in mcdonalds (getting remus a snack) scrolling through all the edits when he gets arrested

snape is the maccies worker btw.

free my man. he mightve done it but hey the other guy had it coming.

remus lupin

do NOT!!! put harry potter on my post about the united healthcare shooter

we need another conventionally attractive young man who is chronically weird online to commit a second publicly acclaimed politically motivated assassination so that we can finally achieve what until now was previously believed impossible: ethical true crime yaoi rpf

‘And I thought,

“By golly her little vibrator would work perfectly”.’

where’s that post that goes “the farmer isn’t going to sex up all of his flowers individually”

Does he know you can just grab the stem and shake it

I think he wanted to do it this way. It's got a real "solution in search of a problem" vibe*.

*that was unintentional