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Gift art by a friend of mine of my sona, Benji. They don't want to be named at the time, but they really did knock it out of the park with this one. Feels like something you'd see in a museum!
(Yes, he is a corgi. I know the tail throws people off, but more artists have drawn him with it than not now, so it stays)
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
…. For now
theyare friends. :)
At least we have jacking off
Noooooo fuck god noo
This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke
thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
Northernlion Voice: Maybe I'm insane for this one but; one week of good sleep with three meals a day and moderate exercise. Shit kinda goes crazy.
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
never gets old
I could listen to this on loop for hours.
A correct to the transcript:
The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.
mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge
Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault
You just had to be there I guess.
fuck with me
Fuck with me
only need 1 more shonen guy and then they can... no i shan't say it
I know I have a startlingly low tolerance for gimmick blogs but this run of Elvis blogs has been funny exactly 1 time (whoa mama I'm one of your mutuals). And it definitely didn't need offshoots
Woah mama fuck you gimmick blogs are amazing
Whoa mama if you disappeared from this site nobody would notice or care
if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.
anti-target audience.
