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call me a labyrinth the way i got that minotaur in me
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y'all remember s3? this is basically what those first few episodes were like for arthur
[ID: An edited screenshot of episode 21 of Malevolent: The Unconquerable, with a pop up taking up the screen. The pop up reads: "Sorry, John Doe isn't available right now. A deal that resets John's memories has been enacted in your head. Unfortunately, that means John's humanity has been lost for now. We are fortunate that his entire arc before this indicated that he can work with you on slowly starting to relearn humanity once you accept the regression. Please be patient!" The options for the popup are: "Mistreat Him" or "Guilt Trip Him". End ID.]
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"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status
"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
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absolute fucking banger that kayne tried to spark Another classic jarthur You Are Evil And I Hate You argument in this episode. and then he was foiled because these two bitches simply have had the argument so many goddamn times that Arthur’s just like oh fucking whatever, you did your thing it’s fine and I love you anyways. forgiveness granted. And then they just move on. seasons 1-4 jarthur could NEVER
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Malevolent S1-2: What if I gave you the jitters when you drive at night
Malevolent S3: What if I made you confront the reality that your fave isn’t a good person
Malevolent S4: What if I showed you there’s light at the end of the tunnel
Malevolent S5: What if I broke into your house and killed you
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I always figured the babies had such serious faces because they were learning so hard. Like, learning to dance(for a baby) is just another skill like learning to hold a spoon or throw a ball.
Babies do not understand the relative utility of the skills they are learning so must approach all with the same level of intensity
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to summarize: you have the moral backbone of a flatworm if your response every time harry potter comes up is to make it about your inability to give up a book
lets list how many brand deals JKR got this year:
And this all was just on the first page of google.
How do you think brands decide who they collaborate with? Popularity. Media attention. Social media trending. FANWORK NUMBERS. ENGAGEMENT.
JKR literally depends on keeping Harry Potter in cultural memory, in people's nostalgia banks, trending on social media, in hashtags, Hogwarts houses in bios, everything. She depends on you keeping HP acceptable to talk about and acceptable to interact with. If enough people had treated it like the moral stain it is, she wouldn't have had the ability to take away trans women's legal personhood in court today. Fuck everyone still talking about or caring about Harry Potter, you are a traitor to the queer community.
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/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"
I'm half joking, which either means that I'm presenting sincere beliefs flippantly to avoid backlash, that I'm completely lying about what someone like me would say, that I'm presenting a mix of true and false statements, or that I'm loaning out a socially acceptable opinion to nudge you back in line /hj
THAT'S WHAT /HJ MEANS???
in my opinion it does have other uses, like saying "I'll eat it (/hj)" as in there's a possibility of eating it
