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HE/THEY TERFS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT I AM A YELLOW MYTHOS ENTHUSIAST AND I LOVE/KIN JOHN DOE FROM MALEVOLENT. I ALSO LIKE WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS PHANTOM OF THE OPERA AND FRANKENSTEIN ALSO I POST ART SOMETIMES BUT MOSTLY I SCREAM INTO THE VOID

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girl apparently the original meme is mob and reigen pls help i only ever saw like a fucking genshin impact one i never saw the original im sobbing

Incredible.... My shitty mob psycho doodle has been redrawn so many times into so many different things that its unknowingly getting turned back into mob psycho. like the worlds dumbest game of telephone

Something so beautiful about it. it all returns to reigen

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

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ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

an extremely good post addition

Opposum (US)

  • gets a bad rap
  • eats A LOT of ticks
  • “plays dead”
  • cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

  • cute but Australian

@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!

Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !

Porcupine (North America)

  • Looks soft, isn’t
  • Quills are thin and flexible like hairs
  • Can climb trees
  • Perpetual bedhead
  • Smelly

Porcupine (Africa)

  • Does not look even remotely soft
  • Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half
  • Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat
  • Cannot climb trees
  • Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad

Porcupine (South/Central America)

  • Prehensile tail like a monkey
  • Short, thick quills
  • Snout looks like a marshmallow
  • Can hang from tree branches by its tail
  • Makes the cutest sounds in the world

Awwwww what an adorable addition!

@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy

I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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