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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

Joan Jett showing bruises she got from playing her guitar during her first performance with The Blackhearts to rock photographer Donna Santisi, some time ca. 1980.

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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

“I’ve had it with being labeled spineless simply because, at the end of the day, I really don’t give a shit whether we tax the rich to help poor families or hungry children or whatever,” said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY)

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The time I opened an academic paper titled "parasitoid wasps" and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. "wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet"

Robert Wun | Haute Couture Fall Winter 2024/2025 (x)

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

the wemther brothers

I have completed another crochet monstrosity

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

here he is... the april fool

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

dumbass doesn't know how to play the hexagon