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Homeric Hymnist

@homeric-hymnist

Assigned homer kin by thucydides. I manifest divinity.

Trojan prince with perfumed hair bouncing and moaning on it pleaseeeeeee Trojan prince beautiful like the glory art can give to ivory or as when silver or Parthian marble is surrounded with gold writhing and panting on it PLEASEEEEE

If you want to lament, click on the "Lament" tab. Customize your wailing, writhing, and babbling, to make each lamentation a unique experience.

as any good rhapsode will tell you, there are 8 basic types of story:

  1. introduction to olympus
  2. god vs. mortal
  3. god vs. god
  4. voyage to new sanctuary
  5. all-seeing loud-thundering all-father zeus vs god
  6. divine pornography
  7. mortal life is a burden and immortality is unachievable
  8. big fuck you dragon
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