it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

Congratulations to Dan and Phil!

anyway as retribution remember on christmas day to @ dnp congratulating them on their newborn

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

and help each other. humans were made for help each other

Gatekeeping is so good and important

What's she saying in the photo

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

CIRCLE TIME!!!!

can we talk about the fact that @ danandphil is taken on onlyphans, what are they plotting for april fools? what does wwsdd mean?

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

Bendy Wendy

if theres one thing daniel howell loves its wiggling that lil white ass in phil's direction