Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

I’m:

⚪️ Single

⚪️ Taken

🔘 Dying to tell you anything you want to hear, cause thats just who I am this week

girls with no car are the most specialest and everyone appreciates picking them up and transporting them from place to place in their car (affirmations for girls with no car)

hi my reader friends lithub has a new syllabi section that has some great (u guessed it!) syllabi from much beloved writers like ocean vuong and ross gay here's the full list that i have already added half of to my tbr:

ekphrastic poetry with victoria chang (featuring works of john ashbery, joy harjo, paul tran)

the literature of obsession with julia may jonas (obsession as transformation, destruction, catharsis and form)

place, space and landscape with alexandra kleeman (featuring didion, okorafor and hernan diaz)

lyric research with ross gay (books that combine research with an "I" like nelson's bluets or christle's the crying book)

hybrid poetry with ocean vuong (traditions, innovations and possibilities featuring bhanu kapil, rimbaud, clifton)

multigenre experiments in form with paul lisicky (for writing that explores connections between genres)

reading about writers with peter ho davies (books that teach the craft and give writing advice, think 'the outline' trilogy)

speculative women with lina maria ferreira cabeza-vanegas (a look at speculative works by women writers like jemisin, butler, k le guin)

writers and the world with viet thanh nguyen (rankine, baldwin, and coates)

sports and contemporary writing with sam lipsyte (exactly what it says on the tin)

where are all those dykes im supposed to be watching out for. why arent they kissing me.

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

women don't belong in the kitchen! they belong in my arms

and if they are in the kitchen! it's because we're making dinner and I'm kissing her shoulder while she stirs the soup......

terfs fuck off my post you are nothing to me no one will ever love you & it's your own fault

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

asian grass lizards are so silly

what do you need all that for 🤨

Slapping the homie's ass in the dust bowl and zapping both of us across the room

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Just want to point out that the police are so corrupt that they use the authority and resources entrusted to them to manipulate municipal governments into never passing any type of policies which would even gradually reduce the amount of money flowing their way and that most city leadership is dominated by represenatives of the local aristocracy who have a deeply vested interest in preserving the capacity for the police to terrorize local communities so they can continue to act as their class's personal mercenary enforcers.

Youth fascination with technology

about to post something really great

Wait wait hang on I gotta find something

FOUND IT