You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

sinner + saint... yes. always.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

Wildest Thing For Sex

being in love with a fictional character will make u produce art u didnt know u were capable of

this blog is not a safe space for terfs. this blog is not a safe space for republicans. this blog is not a safe space for misogynists. this blog is not a safe space for racists. this blog is not a safe space for homophobes. this blog is not a safe space for anyone that believes in or behaves in such a way that marginalizes, oppresses, or otherwise limits or restricts the rights of any human being. act accordingly or get the fuck out 🫶🏻

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

WHAT

Sensitivity to nickel is extremely common amd despite this, clothing manufacturers often use it because it is cheap. A coat or two of nail polish is an effective barrier between the allergen and your skin. Goodbye forever. Do not forget my wisdom

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

Reminder that many medical implants use a titanium alloy that includes nickel. If you have to get pins, a joint replacement, anything, ALWAYS ask for a metal allergy test. If you test even mildly positive for anything in the alloy, push HARD for a ceramic coated implant.

Sincerely, a girl who watched her mom became almost completely disabled due to having a knee replacement she was allergic to and no one believed her for YEARS.

Julia Hart AEW Dynamite - Jan. 22, 2024

In kayfabe it’s actually so funny that The Bucks, the only available EVPs, left the company they created when there were murder attempts happening every single show. They literally said “this is too stressful, we don’t want to be here right now” and left everyone alone.

Relatable.

~Injury~

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El Phantasmo x female!reader

Word Count: 642

Warnings: Slight Injury

Type: Fluff

Summary: The reader want’s to surprise her boyfriend with his own move, but it doesn’t go to plan.

A/N: Y/w/n means “your wrestling name”

(Gif Is Mine)

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Nearly everyone told you that the move was dangerous because of your past injuries, but you wanted to pay homage to your boyfriend. You’d been together for almost four years, and this was the first time he’d been able to come to AEW to watch you fight. Between the pandemic, the travel restrictions, and busy schedules, he couldn’t find time to make it to one of your shows, but tonight he was there. 

“Hey Penelope,” you smiled at the blonde next to you. “Are you ready for our match?” 

“You know I am.” She looked at you and winked before turning her focus back to the curtain as her theme hit. While she was walking out to the ring, you noticed that your boyfriend, El Phantasmo, was dressed in his Bullet Club shirt and his tights. 

“What are you doing? My match is about to start.” You questioned him, while still focusing so you didn’t miss your cue. 

“Tony wants me to walk out with you. I told him that I was okay to do that since I always bring spare tights with me.” He spoke, lifting one shoulder in a shrug.

Just when you were about to say something else, your music hit, and you took a step out of the curtain. Phantasmo was right behind you, and followed close behind as you began your entrance. 

“Representing Bullet Club, and accompanied by El Phantasmo, Y/w/n!” Justin called through his microphone. 

Once you finished your entrance, you and Penelope entered into a lock, and she swung around, grabbing your waist. The match continued back and forth between the two of you for a short time before it was time for your surprise. With Penelope on the mat, you moved to the side and reached the corner, and began stomping your foot. As if he could sense his wife in line of danger, Kip Sabian’s music began playing. You knew that he was going to come out right when you were ready for the move, but Penelope wasn’t informed. However, you didn’t know that and went for the move, but she moved because of the distraction, causing you to crash and become tangled in the ropes. You could feel an immense amount of pain coming from your wrist, and you knew something was seriously wrong. Continuing the match however, Penelope grabbed your neck and arm, attempting to drag you for her finishing move, but by surprise, you flipped through and landed a mid-rope DDT, causing her to drop to her knees. You rushed to the corner, stomping your foot once more before she moved in the correct spot, and landed a “Sudden Death” to her. After she fell, you rushed over to get the pin.

1.. 2.. 3

In spite of the things said, you pulled off the move and scored the victory. El Phantasmo rushed into the ring to celebrate with you, accidentally grabbing your hurt wrist. He didn’t know you’d gotten hurt, and when you reacted to the pain, he rushed the celebration to get you backstage. When back there, you instantly went to medical for Doc Sampson to check you out. The inspection of your wrist felt like hours, even though it was only a few moments.

“She just twisted it, and she should only be out about three to four weeks.” Sampson spoke before turning and walking out the door.

Once he left, Phantsmo spoke up. “You did my move,” he said with a huge smile on his face. “That was amazing babe!”

“I wanted to surprise you with it. With my past leg injuries, I didn’t want to get your hopes up, but I was able to do it.” You smiled back.

He leaned in slowly, bending down to your height on the examination table. With that, he placed a gentle kiss on your forehead.

“It was perfect.”

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year