i want to believe

i love asshole fictional men only <3 bc if they were real i’d attack them like a wild animal and tear them to shreds 

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

“Are you hurt?”

There’s a myriad of gunfire raining down and the swell of anger burns inside his chest, as the scent of gunpowder permeates the air. Aaron rests his body against yours, shoulder to shoulder as his hands gently pat down the length of your body, assessing for any visible injuries. He’d seen you fall a second before he reached you, his hands cushioning you against the asphalt ground.

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

regular day:

bad day:

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

csm said april fools is nothing to me

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

kyaaa~~!!! >///< s-stop it!!! it's embarrassing!!!!

Not-so-fun fact: Gideon's final episode was meant to end with him committing suicide, but Patinkin vetoed it because that was not how he wanted his time on the show to end. No doubt that probably would have worsened his already strained mental health from working on a show that ended up being much darker and more violent than he was led to believe it would be. Instead, the writers decided to give a little nod to reality and had Gideon's exit explained via letters. (Patinkin had written letters of apology to his castmates about leaving so abruptly.)