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Fussy (She/It/They) / 24 / Lesbian / Art Tag = #fussyart

@spellboundink made a new character for a oneshot, so of course I had to draw her :3

This is Calypso but she mostly goes by Calee (or sometimes Citty when her name gets passed around too much and it gets "telephoned"). Her pronouns are She/They/It. Her class is Lunar Sorcerer and her race is Weretiger Shifter (but flavored more like "Werepanther" instead).

Please love her like I do <3

(Alts below the cut)

"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”

“we also offer a wide range of unisex haircuts”

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

  • "jesus christ" "who's that"
  • "this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
  • referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
  • adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
  • "how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

BG3 gameplay be like: to end my turn I will shove this enemy, not because it does anything 9 times out of 10 but because it’s an action I’m able to take and it feels good.

I like to see them fall flat on their ass

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