we objectify men here, sir

#Mood after work 😴

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

need to have a big and loud and fun dinner with the mutuals

i’ve died alone in my room 3000 times nothing you can say can hurt me.

Okay, but you know what's even worse? A lot of schools will teach kids to sing Alouette. But not, crucially, what any of the words mean.

#frere jacques frere jacques! dormez vous dormez vous?#*incomprehensible chaos of vaguely french-sounding noises*#ding dang dong! ding dang dong! (via @ihavealotoffeelings)

iconic things suzanne collins did in sunrise on the reaping:

Haymitch and his ducklings

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

reporting to you from inside a raspberry

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

#mood

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (2005 - 2014)

Joy Sullivan, from "Velveteen", Instructions for Traveling West

okay man we get it you’re being tested by god