All right, I'll bite: how did the penguin escape from a Hungarian zoo?
(This is phrased like the set-up to a joke LMAO)
we're not exactly sure HOW he managed it but he got out of the zoo in the dead of night and went exploring budapest. just look at this photo of the police finding him wandering the streets. i die.
his name is sanyi and he just wanted to explore a little. curious lil penguin guy. achievements include: due to his actions, the penguin habitat is now monitored by cameras.