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remade over to @eonars gogogogogo
teenager on medieval phone (lying): I can’t come to the funeral of your 16th sister to die in childbirth, winifred. mom put me in the. uh. I’m in the gallows. for the weekend. yeah it sucks. bye.
Thots on current tattoo trends
Ok I'm about to be a hater if any of you have one of these on you rn keep scrolling
If you have a porn/kink tattoo ESPECIALLY one thats particularly graphic or explicit DOUBLE ESPECIALLY as a man I think you should just do us all a favor and toaster bath asap. This trend of mid 90s/early 2000s style tribal/butterfly/barbed wire work is gonna backfire stupendously on people who got them. Every single watercolor tattoo without question looks like shit and is gonna age like shit. All of those microneedle realistic portraits the size of a quarter are gonna be blobs in a couple years bc people don't understand the biological mechanics involved in tattooing. Neotrad stuff especially with the big cartoony proportions makes me wanna puke. Full color hyperrealistic roses with no outlines look weird and rashy. We're about to have an epidemic of formerly reckless 18 year olds with tiktok friendly face tattoos experiencing serious regretti spaghetti. I can't take anyone with a fat blown out semicolon tattooed anywhere (but especially the wrist) seriously. I know the significance of it. I think the whole thing is dumb and tacky.
can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”