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IM GETTING FAR TOO EXCITED!!~

@i-wanna-be-cute / i-wanna-be-cute.tumblr.com

Y-YOU'RE TOO MUCH TO BEAR, YOU HURT MY SOUL YOU BASTARD
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unclefather

my daughter thinks that youtube films her whenever she goes and she does stuff like this

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sourdoughnibblers

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

Anonymous asked:

why do some texan restaurants not let me put sauce on my stuff. pls help me mr. haver. - sincerely a lost, confused, and lonely yankee

you’re gonna need to be WAY more specific here. were you trying to put hot sauce on eggs or ketchup on steak? because one of those is okay and the other is not and texans are not shy about telling you you’re eating food wrong

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holy fuck you are SO lucky they didn't just shoot you outright

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”

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ndiecity-deactivated20241101

android folders are so slippery like hold still im trying to feed you

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