I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Absolutely I can

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

mutuals who are always interacting with my posts, i love you

huge if true

tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

they should give me the bachelors degree for being a kind soul

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

This new Tumblr update has made me realize I might need glasses because everyone’s complaining about how big everything is and I’m just like “Oh my god, I can see!”

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

Don’t forget age difference

i dont need therapy i need to fall asleep under 20 ft of snow and be reborn again in the spring new clean fresh and unwounded

the way the first half of this decade slipped