Ichijou Kenichirou

Moon Bed, ca.1870-1880. Ningpo, China

Asian hardwoods & ivory

"The Dremora are civilized BECAUSE we are warrior clans, ignorant mortal. In Oblivion, order and hierarchy are wrested from the roil of chaotic creatia by the imposition of the will of the mover. Thus rank and order are glory, for they exhibit strength of will."

--Lyranth

Hey, y’know that crazy-ass video that was recently making the rounds. yeah. that one. You know the one. Turns out it’s not the whole thing.

So I have some questions.

he's flashing his award losing smile

Me: These are my healing crystals. I absorb energy from them that keeps me physically vitalised, mentally rejuvinated, and gives my body the power it needs to mend and maintain itself.

Person listening to my Enlightening Crystal Lecture: That's sugar. You're literally just eating crystalline sugar with a spoon.

Me: I can feel it working already!

@derinthescarletpescatarian ... added this for you

Mood boosting crystals that actually work

They're boosting my mood right now

video game guys need the chance to wear backless dresses and video game ladies need the chance to wear suits and ideally these design choices should be in the same game. Then we will know a small grain of gamer peace

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

it's so funny how tumblr rolls out updates because i keep seeing a slowly growing number of posts about how terrible it is but your tumblr is the same. it's like a slow going zombie apocalypse. there is no escape but for now you're alive

Did You Know: The Lusty Argonian Maid is the most popular book in The Imperial Library? We spoke to a Librarian who confirmed that "Lusty Argonian Maid" was the most common Google keyword people used to reach them, as well as the top search result on their actual site.

When Stolas and Loona are in their human disguises. and if I didn't know who they were, you could've told me these two are blood related father & daughter and I would've believed you.

I need more of them together in s3!

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

James Baldwin:

Tomorrow is April 1st… but I got really excited for a minute 🤣

Part of me is hoping it's legit that there's a mini merch dump , but it's for a minor character so like the very small fandom of people who like them get something.

The chances of it being Wally are like 1/2 a percent, but I would lose my gourd if it was. If any sleazebag in Hell would capitalize on April Fool's Day as a money scheme instead of doing an actual prank, and hype himself up as popular and 'beloved' it would be him.

(Okay maybe I just want Wally merch) (Looking at this a legit less-prank option would be Robo-Fizz as he is popular, but it wouldn't be as funny IMO)

You called it!

I'm spitting blood, but it was worth it.