watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on

didn’t realize till now that i posted this on the actual anniversary of the titanic sinking. happy monument to hubris day, i guess

Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic

No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

No, I did not miss my train. It looked ugly so I chased it out of the station.

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

No smeeking??

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

i must be a girl the way i just wanna have fun

i must be a boy the way i don’t cry

i must be a girl the way girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys always should be someone you really love

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

I've gotta get weirder and more off-putting actually

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe