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Paladin/Pal 🌟 29 🌟 they/them 🌟 Big McSpirker illegalpaladin on ao3
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New Intro Post!

My name is Paladin (or Pal). I use they/them pronouns and am 29.

I write fanfic! I'm illegalpaladin on Ao3

I ship McSpirk and all its parts (Spirk, Spones, McKirk).

Other interests include D&D and Monster High.

My love, my life, and my wife is @fruitsboots

My inbox is open, and I frequently open drabble requests! Feel free to say hi <3

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Reblogged lunebleuegrandit
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  1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
  2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
  3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
  4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
  5. The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
  6. The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
  7. The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
  8. The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
  9. The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
  10. The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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sulu is very clearly a smart man. but when he and chekov get together. i’m not saying chekov is dumb either. but somehow they just cancel each others brains out. when sulu is hanging out with janice? completely fine. sulu and chekov? zero problem solving skills. they just try to use the power of friendship

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Jim and Spock got hit with the hot girl ray! Oh my!

How will the strapping young Captain and the cool and unflappable Mr Spock react to this development?! ~After a time of unpacking some gender baggage~ gay sex!

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Numbers Tag Game

Tagged by my buddy @ncc1701ohno. Thanks J!!! I think you did the most of each thing but I'm gonna do exactly what it says? It's a Tumblr tag game and we make our own rules

First most hits

A Lession in Patience (TAZ Balance, Taakitz, Explicit) 5,045 hits.

Second most kudos

Late Spring (Star Trek TOS, McSpirk, Mature) 310 kudos

Third most comments

Arrhythmia (TAZ Balance, Taakitz, Explicit) 44 comments

Fourth most bookmarks

Receiver Error (Star Trek TOS, McSpirk, Explicit) 42 bookmarks

Fifth most words

Take Me/Let Me Go (Star Trek TOS, McSpirk, Explicit) 13,602 words

Fewest words

Blupjeans Unsolved Supernatural: Two Moons Conspiracy (TAZ Balance, Blupjeans, Teen and up) 1,127 words

The Star Trek community is so good at engaging with fics, and it made me happy that so many of my trek fics made the list!!!

Gonna tag: @optimumonprime @starrylol @lunebleuegrandit

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