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snorfed to sneef them

@im-still-a-robot / im-still-a-robot.tumblr.com

Indrid/Robot | he/they | Orginal posts - #wacky watermelons | Art - #crazy coconuts
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The drift king and sailor asteroid

#crazy coconuts#my art#rtgame#not magistrex actually. i cannot come up with a convincing argument. still not really the guy. he has a persona. you get it#wasnt gonna post the sailor orginally. no matter how much i loved that asteroid.#but then drift king became akira slide#and i lost my mind drawing that bike. so you have to see it.#the only reason i drew him at all is because I was listening to him play hifi rush in the background#anyway. goodbye. goodnight.
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Reblogged taketheringtolohac
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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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God threatens us and tells us that they "know what we've done" and the dm lets it slip that of the list of increasingly rebellious things we've done, the one we're being punished for is "talking to a guy"

#wacky watermelons#dnd#god is a manipulative and controlling bitch. talking?? talking???#not the fruit of knowledge or killing angels or convincing demons not to be evil or literally telling god to fuck off#like. no. talking to luci at all. fuck you dude#im going to kill your ass the second I get the chance dude. fuck you. piss off bitch boys
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