Make the most of the next two months

Feel free to add on.

wow! as a broke college kid, i wish there was a way to access books and movies as well as scientific articles that the new administration isn't necessarily a fan of. man. If only there was a free and trusted vpn ( up to 10 gigs of downloadable data) to use in conjunction with an anonymizing router (also free up to 10 gigs) to safely, er, permanently borrow media in an untraceable way as well as share files. Man, what's that browser that keeps your online activity anonymous? I'm awfully attached to firefox, personally. If only i had a browser extension that would throw a smoke screen over my browsing data while blocking ads at the same time.

what was i talking about? hmm. weird.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

i gotta start dressing sluttier. first step. stop feeling a self conscious need to wear a jacket over every outfit i wear in public. once i do that, its over for all you. im gonna show so much skin girls will fall in love with me on sight. itll be miraculous

evolution dysphoria

Having community helps

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

@squishysphealgirl impending vore..

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

I dont remember saying that

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

Though in the godless liberal stronghold of Los Angeles County, the quaint city in which we live was largely red.

But, thanks to a lazy Republican Representative and Trump’s disastrous first (and now second) term, it’s shifted from purple and likely to blue as evidenced by the fucking insane turnout for the local Hands Off protest today.

And I know they say not to post pictures of yourself at protests in case the fascists come to get you. I say bring it on. I’ll fucking Steve McQueen my way out of whatever shoddily constructed concentration camp Trump’s team of idiots make.

Also, repping Tumblr and @improvisingfatherhood with my sign*.

[*My sign is edited for brevity. He actually bankrupted MULTIPLE casinos.]