Rambling Ryn

Robin accidentally puts a letter (meant to ask a girl out on a date) in the wrong locker. She waits, watching totally inconspicuously, except her crush walks up to the locker NEXT to the one she put it in. And dear old Eddie Munson strolls up to the same locker.

Robin watches as he unfolds the letter and blushes. She's immediately groaning and feels bad, because now this guy thinks someone likes him. And thats just mean but to confess and break his heart? She's missing lunch lamenting on the pay phone about the situation to Steve who is at Family Video.

Steve who has thought about Eddie for years. Captivated by the guy who will get up and yell on top of tables but also stopped and helped a freshman pick up all their papers when they dropped them. Steve who once got winked at by Eddie and felt his entire worldview shift.

"Well I'll go- yea, I can go in your place. Don't even worry about it." Steve offers. And Robin is so thankful she feels she would have combust spontaneously if she had to break Eddie's heart. Robin thinks Steve is gonna let him down gently. Meanwhile Steve is putting on his date jeans and adding a bit of lip gloss and winking in the mirror ready to charm the pants off eddie

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

excuse me, no I wasn't???

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

THE BOY

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

Gentleman, if I might add:

yes you may add this

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

If the clones could be teachers in real life which subject would they choose?

I have a feeling Cody would do history or statistics class.

Let me punch him Larian

Bonus:

Dorian 🤝 Lucanis: panicking over not being enough for their partner due to the unconventional nature of their relationship as well as the circumstances

Lavellan 🤝 Rook: just happy they get to be with their person during the worst parts of their lives

Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

you know he almost learned a lesson this time because it took him nearly 3 months until he once again fell victim to the sirens call of the Grey Bridge to Nowhere

I'm just imagining the muffled "THUMP" followed by meowing

It's more of a slow but relentless 'vssshhhh' accompanied by frantic scratching sound of a cat failing to climb upwards on the sinking fabric and only hastening the process, followed by a sulking silence

bellara being neve's #1 fan is so stinkin cute

I've mentioned before about Lucanis going on hunts with Davrin post-game, especially when he needs to get away from the Crows and First Talon frustrations duties. Davrin briefs him on all he needs to know beforehand. How to track the monster. How to bait it. What are its strengths and weaknesses. Maybe one day they get hired to take down a giant terrorizing a village. They set out, and when they have it in their sights, Davrin's trying to go through their plan one final time because it's going to be a long, hard fight. They have to have some strategy.

Only when he turns to speak with Lucanis again, he's gone from his side. Davrin's looking around while there's a giant lumbering about ahead of him. He's starting to panic a little, which definitely doesn't let up when he notices Lucanis scaling the side of a building not too far from the giant. He sees Spite's wings emerge, so he takes the opportunity to distract the giant and get its attention on him so that Lucanis can strike a decent enough blow at one of its weak points. Maybe the spine, jugular, or between its ribs. From there, it obviously gets pissed off, and the real battle begins.

Davrin is able to adapt well enough to Lucanis's reckless improvisations to balance him out, but he's ready to tell him off for being so impulsive and needlessly endangering himself after the giant finally falls. Except everything he's about to say goes out the window when Lucanis approaches, covered in blood with the largest, most genuine smile Davrin has seen in a long time. His yells of victory and excitement are so different from what Davrin expects from him that he can't help but to let him have this moment. They'll talk more about it later, mostly just to warn him not to pull that kind of stunt with Assan around.

And if Lucanis ends up celebrating their win in Davrin's arms, sealing their lips into a kiss, well...

Davrin isn't gonna complain.

The Golden Girls – 5.26: The Presidents Coming! The Presidents Coming!