Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

A little appreciation comic for my lurkers!

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

I'm sorry but Ghost saying "choices have consequences" always makes me giggle because why is he looking at me like it's my fault?

Explained Minecraft weight to someone today

I love dandelions as a symbol of resilience. You're going to get through this 🌻💝

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

montage

18+ NSFW ☁︎ part ii part iii

pornstar!logan hungrily pounds into you in the backseat of a car

pornstar!logan giving you a creampie in the backseat of a car pt.2

logan makes you work for his cock

dry humping with old man!logan but he can't hold it in long enough so he makes a mess :(

being manhandled by logan after a long day

cockwarming in public with logan

dbf!logan lets you take out all your frustrations on him

grinding your pussy on logans cock

dbf!logan stuffing you full with his fat cock and leaving you full with his hot cum

you like teasing old man!logan to get what you want ;)

thigh job with logan

a/n : this is my first post ever, so let me know if you guys are interested in me making more because i’d love to! hope you all enjoyed 🍮

feel free to reblog and leave a comment <3

Soap calls you in the middle of a date, sounding panicked.

“What do i tell her?!”

You, startled, sipping on a cocktail, respond.

“Uhhh, i don’t know…? Talk about her eyes, tell her that she smells good…”

A few hours later, he shows up on base.

“How’d the date go?”

“Shit.”

(He said “Your eyes… they smell beautiful.” with a straight face.)

@goatgoesmbe i think you’ll get me, you match my freak…

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

And don't forget, you gotta write a lot of bad fanfiction before you can write the good ones. And tbh the bad ones are never as bad as you think they are anyway

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

Emotional brain: fire and rage and biting and biting and biting

Logical brain: That was an innocent mistake, and not anyone’s fault.

Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho