Posted by ophiocordyceps
Anonymous asked:
ARaymond4848 has an actual tumblr
it’s not canonical its just an aesthetic blog iirc
Posted by ophiocordyceps
Andrew: Eating dirt as a little kid has made me s t r o n g
Reblogged starsiignals
SHawkins1928: The things I heard about ECKVA network, I won’t ever be fired.
SHawkins1928: I mean, there’s a pretty good chance one day I’ll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth.
SHawkins1928: But I won’t be fired.
Posted by staticeyes
SHawkins: Good morning disgusting followers, as you can see your assassins failed to kill me in the night and you must suffer yet another day of my bad posts
Posted by ophiocordyceps
SHawkins: If I were involved with ECKVA I would simply just not get killed off
SHawkins: rip to Andrew but I'm different
Submitted by starsiignals
ARaymond: did you know you can drink lava? but only once
Submitted by automatopsy
SHawkins1926, crying laughing: Why would you eat a balloon?
ARaymond4848: I will!
Submitted by starsiignals
eckva: you’re haunted :)
hawkins: ???????
eckva: you’re haunted :)
Posted by chrysophile
araymond4848: swear words are illegal now. if you say one you'll be blotted.
shawkins1926: heck
araymond4848: you're on thin fucking ice
araymond4848: oh no
Posted by chrysophile
ECKVA: The law does not protect you from the ECKVA.
Posted by chrysophile
Hawkins: Is vandalism a felony or a misdemeanor
Andrew: An art form.
Posted by chrysophile
Hawkins: Please don’t kill Andrew
Broadcaster: Not on TV! I would never.
Hawkins: Not on TV.
Posted by ophiocordyceps
SHawkins: anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious
Submitted by automatopsy
SHawkins: What was your thought process?!
ARaymond: Obviously, there wasn't one