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Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington | Explicit | 47.4k | Chapters: 14/14 | Complete

Tags: Regency, Alternate Universe - Regency, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Chaotic Colin Bridgerton, Jealous Colin Bridgerton, Possessive Colin Bridgerton, Oblivious Colin Bridgerton, Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton Being an Idiot, Angry Penelope Featherington, Confident Penelope Featherington, Entrapment, Chaotic Bridgerton Siblings (Bridgerton), First Kiss, First Time, Angry Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Felching

Colin maintained that his recent bout of lunacy was, in its entirety, all Penelope Featherington’s fault. For, had she not been so very resolute in her refusal to speak to him after an off-season's worth of unanswered letters, it was wholly possible that – after having overheard his mother lamenting both the state of the Featherington baronry and the effects of Lady Featherington’s now rather indiscreet baby race on Penelope’s chances at a felicitous (if practical) match – Colin would have acted far more rationally than to orchestrate a not-so-clandestine, not-so-very-appropriate, and also not-at-all-truthful midnight tryst between them in the orangery at Vauxhall Gardens. (Maybe.) After all, if it was simply time Penelope needed to work her way towards forgiving him and restoring their once warm friendship, as his mother had suggested… Well, then a lifetime together would certainly suit that, with change to spare, wouldn’t it? — or, Penelope is a storm Colin is determined to weather. A different take on the entrapment of it all.

Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington | Explicit | 47.4k | Chapters: 14/14 | Complete

Tags: Regency, Alternate Universe - Regency, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Chaotic Colin Bridgerton, Jealous Colin Bridgerton, Possessive Colin Bridgerton, Oblivious Colin Bridgerton, Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton Being an Idiot, Angry Penelope Featherington, Confident Penelope Featherington, Entrapment, Chaotic Bridgerton Siblings (Bridgerton), First Kiss, First Time, Angry Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Felching

Colin maintained that his recent bout of lunacy was, in its entirety, all Penelope Featherington’s fault. For, had she not been so very resolute in her refusal to speak to him after an off-season's worth of unanswered letters, it was wholly possible that – after having overheard his mother lamenting both the state of the Featherington baronry and the effects of Lady Featherington’s now rather indiscreet baby race on Penelope’s chances at a felicitous (if practical) match – Colin would have acted far more rationally than to orchestrate a not-so-clandestine, not-so-very-appropriate, and also not-at-all-truthful midnight tryst between them in the orangery at Vauxhall Gardens. (Maybe.) After all, if it was simply time Penelope needed to work her way towards forgiving him and restoring their once warm friendship, as his mother had suggested… Well, then a lifetime together would certainly suit that, with change to spare, wouldn’t it? — or, Penelope is a storm Colin is determined to weather. A different take on the entrapment of it all.

He treats the women he’s not romantically interested in with the same level of kindness, attention and respect as he would someone he is interested in.

(Barring that one drunken stupidity, of course, and he apologized very profusely for that by falling completely in love with her.)

Rewatching Downton Abbey and totally need a Polin AU based on Lady Sybil x Branson.

Someone (not me) write it.

Anonymous asked:

I'm currently reading your polin fic, and let me tell you, as someone not in that fandom at all, it's absolutely delightful. also this man is an idiot

Awww honeyyyyy 🩵🩵🩵

the grin I’m grinning right now, I cannot believe you’re reading it even though you’re not in the fandom, I’m so damn flattered!!! 🥰 also, it is very, very fun to write idiot that is canon.

Hehehehehe I hope you enjoy it. Thank you very much for the compliment, I’m smiling straight down to my toes 😁

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Colin maintained that his recent bout of lunacy was, in its entirety, all Penelope Featherington’s fault. For, had she not been so very resolute in her refusal to speak to him after an off-season's worth of unanswered letters, it was wholly possible that – after having overheard his mother lamenting both the state of the Featherington baronry and the effects of Lady Featherington’s now rather indiscreet baby race on Penelope’s chances at a felicitous (if practical) match – Colin would have acted far more rationally than to orchestrate a not-so-clandestine, not-so-very-appropriate, and also not-at-all-truthful midnight tryst between them in the orangery at Vauxhall Gardens.
(Maybe.)
After all, if it was simply time Penelope needed to work her way towards forgiving him and restoring their once warm friendship, as his mother had suggested… Well, then a lifetime together would certainly suit that, with change to spare, wouldn’t it?
Anonymous asked:

First, “give Zara a chance” flooding blogs’ anons and now this “I think holivia was actually good”? Either there’s a trolls’ uprising or it’s fr their publicity management working overtime💀

That was LITERALLY the first thought that popped into my head LOL and listen I’ve gotten several of these messages in the past week. Can’t even make this shit up.

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Anonymous asked:

ChatGp analysis on how to destroy a fandom, and 1D's specifically, is both interesting, chilling and in part hopeful.

https://x.com/sssnikinsss/status/1903745558793363574

Yeah. It’s an extremely complex system that extends so far beyond just making good music and touring. We’ve said for years that their main goal was to break us up into small, warring factions so we had no power (honestly, it’s just a microcosm of the larger world).

Anyway, of this makes a lot of sense. And I’d say about 75% of that hypothetical is what’s happened with our fandom. I’m sure they’re so annoyed we’re still here. 😅

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Anonymous asked:

Gina, this isn’t a question, but every time I hear Boyfriends live, I stop whatever I’m doing and give my full attention to the performance: the instrumental part, the girls’ harmonies, Harry’s voice, etc.—it’s all just chef’s kiss.

My favorite performances are the one he did on Howard Stern and The First Take (the one with the pink pants).

I remember the first time he played it on Coachella and said "be gentle"🥹. That song deserved more love.

I love that song so much and it deserved better. Everything about it is gorgeous.

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