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EVERY STORY EVER TOLD REALLY HAPPENED.

Stories are where memories go when they’re forgotten.

If you've got eyes and ears in the right places, you're likely to come across rumours of a man who will find these memories. He’ll go off a-hunting, foraging for the stories you’ve forgotten.

I bring them home and show the world, distilling them into pretty little glass vials for you to peruse the wonders of the cosmos.

Take a look. Have your pick. Peruse the collection.

Free curated tasting flight Frozen Summer: Stories from the dark and twisted crevices of the universe

DUE NORTH: VIGNETTES / 10

A cozy urban fantasy about two best friends who move to the pocket of eccentricity and magic that is Due North

Bella would have perhaps been less focused on teasing Berto if they had sat inside. For all the attention they spent on the bookshop itself, they had completely neglected the patrons, a mere glance at whom would have proved to be a rather useful introduction for the oncoming evening.

Dotted across the tables and mingling amongst the books were people of all sorts. Faries, harpies, and other small, winged creatures were either sat at tiny tables hanging from the ceiling, enjoying appropriately sized coffees and breads, or zipped around through the shop, their own light mixing comfortably with Deluca’s’ ambiance.

At a table on the ground, sat an elf and a dwarf dressed for two completely different occasions. The elf was clad in colourless clothes, black from the top to bottom, save for a red and white striped scarf. The dwarf, on the other hand, looked like he would be right at home amongst the stars of Milan’s fashion week (if, you know, they allowed people standing at half the average human height). A white shirt was tucked into burgundy trousers with a chequered blue jacket buttoned up on top. He completed the ensemble with a small yellow scarf tied around his neck, half tucked into his shirt, half falling out gracefully on top of it. Their coffees had gotten cold and were instead signing rapidly at each other and pointing to places on maps strewn across the table, apparently amid a high-stakes discussion.

Another was occupied by a donsy of gnomes, chattering across enough servings of biscuits and cups of tea to go around two per gnome and still have more to spare. They were a little lounder than Alia would have liked for a bookshop crowd, but they ate a lot and tipped heartily so she didn’t mind them all too much.

Cats floated around the books section of the store, merrily browsing Alia’s collection. Only their heads were visible at any one point, the rest of their limbs operating invisibly, and even they puffed in and out of visibility. Contrary to what one would have thought, the cats had exemplary hygiene standards: these cats didn’t shed nor drool and if they happened to somehow make a mess of things, they could magic it away along with themselves. Of course, their little disappearing act gave their kind the ability to be very, very good thieves (Alia had even met a few, thankfully not at her own place though) but the clowder that frequented Deluca’s spent a small fortune every month on books and then spent hours talking to her about them – they were her favourite customers.

Berto and Bella would have met all these people and more, if only they had sat inside, and would maybe even have been advised not to cross a minotaur’s territory, even by accident. Instead, all they saw were the fish, scales gleaming in the sun as they dipped in and out of the water, swimming merrily along the canal.

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I love the random replacements for clichΓ©s writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

β€œSo let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

β€œThat’s right.”

β€œAt the request of a princess.”

β€œRight again.”

β€œAnd you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

β€œYou’re very perceptive.”

β€œHow big is your royal family, again?β€œ

β€œWe don’t have one.”

β€œButβ€“β€œ

β€œWe overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of β€˜princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.β€œ

β€œHuh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

β€œPublic sanitation.”

β€œThe Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

β€œWe think he’s a little confused.”

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.

I cannot stop drawing things for this Goddamn wip. here's Rosalind :) she is having a good time and definitely learning no things about curiousity and cats at the moment! I had a speedpaint but the file corrupted itself because. idk its beckphobic. do you love her I love her

we need more fungi in horror. characters infected by spores, their bodies slowly rotting as the mycelium consumes them. fungal eldritch beings being deities of decay. cordyceps vampires. cults worshipping the mycorrhizal network. fungi as a symbol. fungi as an allegory

A Woman of No Importance: Repeat After Me

I may repeat this more than 4 times but I think 4 examples is more than enough to get the point. One of these refers to Cierra, another to Mathilde, and another to Edelgard and I wanted to show how they mirror each other in their vanity, their pride, and their hobby of holding grudges. These are women who care deeply about their image, but also it doesn't matter. Their image now belongs to how someone decides to perceive them, how they're remembered, and how they're written by their contemporaries or historians.

I found another one

β€œI can do it,” I said again, slower, more deliberate, fighting the shapes my mouth naturally fell into to stretch an American television accent over my teeth. It felt silly, it sounded silly – to my own ears – but the man smiled fatherly. I said: β€œI will be better than everyone else.”

The middle lady clicked her pen. β€œVery well.”

I walked out of the review room in stride. I kept my head high and my back straight as I breezed past the girl crying in the hallway. Very soon after, my team had found an image for me.

AMBROSIA character spotlight - "Ambrosia" herself - Katya

Who knew there were secrets hidden in the icy depths of La Fosse Dionne? Probably not the team that dove in hoping to break a diving record only to find something far worseβ€”killer creatures from a time long lost.

Dive into Youth, Sunken for a heart-pounding underwater horror you won’t be able to swim away from. Catch your breath while you can… because the deep doesn’t let go.

Look at the beautiful art that @praise-the-lord-im-dead made of my OC Rachel and her sister when they're lost in the capital city of Faysmond in Book 1 Chapter One!

I love how she captured the Art Nouveau aesthetic of the city, how Rachel and Estelle are such a contrast to the colorful people around them, how the sisters are such tiny vulnerable figures in the vastness of this beautiful and daunting world. I love the nature motifs: the birds in the trees above the door, the fish on the door itself, the figures holding wheat (a symbol of prosperity, perfect for the design of a city that was trying to recover after a war), the duck-shaped handle of a passer-by's umbrella.

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